Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[The Question]

Was 8 degrees Fahrenheit here today. Fun. Wind chill 2 degrees, headed to -5. High of 47 tomorrow.

 

[whisky]

I watched the king's man, it was ok, weird choice to make the bad guy sound like fat bastard.

 

[USUC]

Stupid people are stupid. Who thinks bringing carrots to a dog park is a good idea? Yes I know many dogs (including mine) like them. She also turns into Cujo given food among a pack of other mini wolves.
Geez. Why not throw a chicken carcass out there and see what happens. My dog is all of 23lbs of mostly Kooikerhondje furball, lol.

https://www.deviantart.com/aussienka/art/Cujo-892673476

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm currently playing some Norwegian death metal music.

 

[Volpone]

2/20/22 is a palindrome (minus the slashes). So is 2/20/2022. But not 02/20/2022.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've been wanking so much lately that it's lost all meaning.

 

[Volpone]

Internet porn has deadened my soul.

 

[whisky]

I'm not sure I even enjoy wanking any more, I think it's more like just going through the motions. I went three days last week without having one.

 

[Loktar]

*wanks for the mammoraries*

 

[USUC]

Heading for the hot tub.
https://images.app.goo.gl/SWFZX4S5bJTXFsy29

 

[USUC]

Unless it’s your private hot tub and no one is near enough to hear you scream.
Straddle on…

 

[USUC]

https://ibb.co/K67gk1N

My dog ^^^^

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I hereby bless the rains down in Africa.

 

[The Question]

I poop the mightiest of poops. My poops go stomping through the forests, knocking down trees as they pass by, and sending bears screaming in terror and careening in blind panic through the underbrush.

 

[whisky]

Got some rubber paint to paint some wood to make a roof that won't blow off my garage extension, went back in a few hours as didn't check to see how long it takes to dry.

Turns out it's 24 hours, then you have to apply a second coat, after which it will be fully waterproof, in two weeks.

I guess this won't be a fast repair.

 

[CaptainWacky]

February is only three days shorter than January but it feels like it's two weeks shorter?

 

[Volpone]

You'd think toilets would be better designed. When someone of totally average endowment like myself has to hold up his junk when he sits to take a dump so that it isn't soaking in the water, it seems like they'd do something about that.

 

[whisky]

Spilled my drink when I was sat in a recliner, I now know what it feels like to have coke in my bum hole. I can't recommend it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You're officially a ROCK STAR!