Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Volpone]

The search results for "Dungeons & Dominatrixes" are disappointing. If I can be rewarded with a great parody for Dungeons & Diners & Dragons & Drive-ins & Dives, you'd think someone would've put something together for Dungeons & Dominatrixes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Was SafeSearch turned off?

 

[Mirah]

My mood today

I am scared to listen to it
I hope the mood is not screaming anymore

And now I have forgotten why I came here for

Oh yeah
The salsa for my chips is wrong
I said mild
I even said "peach mango" if available, which would indicate that I enjoy a mild sweet salsa, why do you torture me with the one you sent. Now I have a bag of chips and no salsa. : (

 

[Loktar]

I am scared to listen to it
I hope the mood is not screaming anymore

And now I have forgotten why I came here for

Oh yeah
The salsa for my chips is wrong
I said mild
I even said "peach mango" if available, which would indicate that I enjoy a mild sweet salsa, why do you torture me with the one you sent. Now I have a bag of chips and no salsa. : (

Do you like pickles? I picked up some picked up some Grillo's pickle de gallo salsa at Market32 today.

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

Do you like pickles? I picked up some picked up some Grillo's pickle de gallo salsa at Market32 today.

I'm sure she's had her fill of pickles

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

Sbarro's. Sbarro's is the name of the 20th century mall food court place with calzones. Mmmm.... Calzones.... Gahahggggahhhhahaghaghghhggaaaaahhhhh....'

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

This ia good video. These "Talking Heads" kids could go far.

 

[Loktar]

This ia good video. These "Talking Heads" kids could go far.

If they don't chicken out.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sbarro's. Sbarro's is the name of the 20th century mall food court place with calzones. Mmmm.... Calzones.... Gahahggggahhhhahaghaghghhggaaaaahhhhh....'

 

[Cassie]

 

[Volpone]

The best thing ever is when you realize you don't need to set an alarm and you can just sleep until whenever you wake up.

The worst thing ever is not setting an alarm and winding up just waking up 10 minutes before you would've if you'd set an alarm.

 

[whisky]

Went out last night, had a lot to drink, tried to get to where wife was picking me up, but there was barriers everywhere due to roadworks. Jumped over a wall that turned out to be significantly higher on the other side, landed on my feet but fell down onto my knee, but painful today, luckily noone around to see me fall.

Sang twice more, I got you babe, and rock DJ.

 

[Volpone]

You are a grown-up when you've had to clean up the mess left by another living thing you're responsible for. This message brought to you by the musky smell and small lake next to (and, yes, under) The Cat's litter box this morning.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Cassie]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I'd forgotten how much I love this band.

 

[Volpone]

I do not like how credit cards and license plates no longer have raised letters. They just seem fake or somehow wrong.

 

[whisky]

They will probably both just be QR codes in a few years.