Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Volpone]

The search results for "Dungeons & Dominatrixes" are disappointing. If I can be rewarded with a great parody for Dungeons & Diners & Dragons & Drive-ins & Dives, you'd think someone would've put something together for Dungeons & Dominatrixes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Was SafeSearch turned off?

 

[Mirah]

My mood today

I am scared to listen to it
I hope the mood is not screaming anymore

And now I have forgotten why I came here for

Oh yeah
The salsa for my chips is wrong
I said mild
I even said "peach mango" if available, which would indicate that I enjoy a mild sweet salsa, why do you torture me with the one you sent. Now I have a bag of chips and no salsa. : (

 

[Loktar]

I am scared to listen to it
I hope the mood is not screaming anymore

And now I have forgotten why I came here for

Oh yeah
The salsa for my chips is wrong
I said mild
I even said "peach mango" if available, which would indicate that I enjoy a mild sweet salsa, why do you torture me with the one you sent. Now I have a bag of chips and no salsa. : (

Do you like pickles? I picked up some picked up some Grillo's pickle de gallo salsa at Market32 today.

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

Do you like pickles? I picked up some picked up some Grillo's pickle de gallo salsa at Market32 today.

I'm sure she's had her fill of pickles

 

[Dr Dave]