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THANKS OBAMA!
 
I hate 2025 so very much. I ordered a couple jackets from a store in Chicago. I live in Louisville, about 4.5 hours south of there. To get it to me, they sent it 1.5 hours north to Milwaukee. I ordered it on Friday and it is going to take until Thursday to get to me. Meanwhile, I also ordered a hat from San Diego on Friday and it got to me Tuesday. This is not even remotely the stupidest and most frustrating thing to happen to me today.
 
"It's the Benny Hinn Show":
 
Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes.

Because then you're a mile away. And you've got his shoes.
 
Volpone said:
I hate 2025 so very much. I ordered a couple jackets from a store in Chicago. I live in Louisville, about 4.5 hours south of there. To get it to me, they sent it 1.5 hours north to Milwaukee. I ordered it on Friday and it is going to take until Thursday to get to me. Meanwhile, I also ordered a hat from San Diego on Friday and it got to me Tuesday. This is not even remotely the stupidest and most frustrating thing to happen to me today.
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Today they made it to Indianapolis. So I'm going to go out on a limb and say they used maybe Greyhound for shipping. Or possibly a snail. I think I could literally walk from Chicago to Louisville in the time this is taking.
 
My instructional edumacationl videgraphical pointer outerer helpded yuo at leest len @Eggs Mayonnaise:eggs:
:jillian:

:rwmad:

:yoohoo:

:clang:

:bill:

:cookie:

:sarek:
 
New York Waiting GIF by Muppet Wiki
 
 
Jillian is totally dead, right?
 
Not as long as we remember her.

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Suddenly I'm afraid to move from this spot...
 
Volpone said:
THINGS THAT GO ON A HOTDOG:
Yellow mustard.
Relish.
Possibly chopped raw onions.
Maybe sauerkraut.
Maybe fried onions.
Chili? Cheese? Peppers? I guess.

But NEVER ketchup. Ass to mouth is more appropriate than ketchup on a hotdog.
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Road Rage Lol GIF by Justin Gammon
 
I Love Cunt said:
Who the fuck pays for a fingerbang?
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People who buy fireworks and lose fingers.
 
 
Another one of life's mysteries solved!

What Happened To White Dog Poop - [Vet Explains Pets]

If you're a pet owner who grew up in the 70s or 80s, you may have noticed a strange phenomenon disappearing from the sidewalks and lawns of your neighborhood
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I got Craig R Baxley's book off eBay, and if you know who that is without googling it, you're cool, or old, or both.
 
"Vertigo" by U2 played in the restaurant where I had lunch and it reminded me that even U2's forgettable songs are pretty awesome. As it started I'm thinking "Oh! This was a cool song. Who played it? I wonder what happened to them?" And as it gets going I go "Oh. U2. U2 did it."

But dang, the mid 1980s are a difficult high point for a lot of artists: Joshua Tree, Purple Rain, Born in the USA, Thriller... And then there's bands like The Police and The Cars where that's pretty much it for them.

I wonder if you could have a tribute band called The Police Cars and play Police and Cars covers.
 
Go for it
 
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