Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

An actual product from the 80s and maybe 90s:

 

[whisky]

Samuel L Jackson's favourite brand.

 

[jack]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Volpone]

Applebee's is the world's most successful terrible restaurant chain. Is anyone ever happy or excited to eat there? It's like "fuck, well, I guess there's an Applebee's down the block."

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's the ultimate in American Expectorationalism.

 

[whisky]

I have fallen down the rabbit hole of watching Irish people try drinks on YouTube.

 

[Mirah]

I want to watch Irish people drinking!

I worked down the street from an Applebees a long time ago. I used to get this spinach, pepper, shrimp salad. It was my favorite. I can't remember anything else on the menu. Now I make my own.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Applebee's is the world's most successful terrible restaurant chain. Is anyone ever happy or excited to eat there? It's like "fuck, well, I guess there's an Applebee's down the block."

Oddly enough my local one is really pretty decent. Or at least it was, I probably haven't been there in 5 years.

 

[Volpone]

I need to try Texas Roadhouse. Just for completeness and scientific purposes. I've lived near one for oh...5 years now. They apparently have a license to print money. Been in the place a half dozen times and given up on any idea of getting served because of the crowds and/or inattentive staff.

But if they do have an inattentive staff and they still are that busy, one would think that means their food must be amazing or something.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do NOT cross a bitch...

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Because I saw it mentioned in an article I was reading, I now have stuck in my head the song "Perhaps Love" by Willie Nelson and Julio Iglesias PLEASE MAKE IT STOP BEFORE I HARM MYSELF AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHhhhhsdfksdvjn;skldf

 

[whisky]

Are you saying you have had enough Willie?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well I've certainly had enough Nelson.

 

[Loktar]

Are you saying you have had enough Willie?

Is Willie spicy? I had a Willie Nelson rocktail with way too much jalapeno lime. I liked it though.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]