Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[whisky]

The pips are a lie.

But the nips are to die (for)

 

[Volpone]

The pips are a lie.

Picard got frozen at Captain because the Federation had a prototype *phasing cloak* and Picard just gave that info out to the Romulans. They should've busted him to crewman.

Janeway got promoted to Admiral so they could give her a desk and some files to stamp where she was out of the way and couldn't fuck anything else up.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Kyehlar]

She was bad enough in live action, why did they decide they needed to animate her?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

From the "go get fucked files".

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Texas: Other states may fuck you, but we will raw dog you and drag you through the dust.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Volpone]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

I made shelves for crisps.

 

[Mirah]

I made shelves for crisps.

I KNOW!

 

[whisky]

And not one crisp has thanked me.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well they are all sitting there, publicly waiting to be devoured HOW WOULD YOU FEEL?

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I made shelves for crisps.

You feed beefbugers to swans.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Acting steady always ready to defend your fears.

 

[whisky]

You feed beefbugers to swans.

Doesn't everyone?