Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I deleted it.
 

Mirah

I love you
I deleted it.

Oh shoot.
I was going to share about how the heat was on too high at work the other day so I took off my 2nd layer and wore just a tank top w/ my cardigan and when I went to the restroom later that day I noticed that the tank top seemed to be pretty much see through. My co-workers didn't tell me! But also I just looked at myself in the mirror and said, "I don't really care" And I didn't put my 2nd layer back on.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Shame it was deleted!
 

Mirah

I love you
Indeed! I was also going to share about how I upgraded my phone the other day and when the person went to do the transfer from one phone to the other I lamented not deleting my porn viewing from the morning.
But these aren't the only types of things I would put in that thread if it existed.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
And I would have added an appropriate emoji in reaction, something like :scared:

Then I would have asked something sassy, like "Was it good porn?"

(Then in parentheses I might have added something random like "Remember when they were called smileys or smilies, instead of emojis?"
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Things were better back then. :mrsa:
 

Mirah

I love you
AND THEN
When I was in the pet store
picking up things for my cat
I picked up a feather duster like toy and couldn't put it down so I purchased it for her I mean me, I mean her. It has really pretty feathers on it and an annoying bell.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
It's fun to make your cat jealous of your toys!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
 

whisky

Boobie inspector
How is this for random, a month ago my wife bought two helium balloons for our sons 16th birthday, the 6 lost its boyancy weeks ago, but the one is still up on the ceiling.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I enjoy sucking the helium out and quacking like a duck while I get dizzy from the lack of oxygen.
 

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
@Loktar that is what brought me there-was hearing someone on tik tok do a rendition of that song.
I wish I could find other sea shanties on Tiktok. I only seem to be able to find people doing Wellerman or a parody of it. Some variety would be nice.
 

Mirah

I love you
It reminds me of some of the songs from "The Good Guys" or is that "Other guys"? With omg I can't even remember thier names, Wahlburg and the one from SNL Will Ferrel. There is a scene where he sings some songs. CHeck it out if you haven't already-maybe you can find some inspiration there.
 
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