Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

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The Science is pretty much Settled: Ham makes me fat.

 

[Volpone]

I named my dog Starbuck so I named my cat Baltar but if I had it to do over again, I'd consider naming him Apollo. Because on some nights he'll be Out and won't come In for me, but Starbuck will go Out and literally "bring in the cat."