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I hate fucking MS Solitaire so motherfucking much. I would love to meet the person who developed the shuffling algorithm and kick him in the balls as hard as I can. You'll play for awhile and win a lot of the time. Eventually you think you've figured out the game and how to play it. Even after this has happened many times before. Because you eventually start to think "this time is different. This time I *have* figured it out." Then all of the sudden you can't win. You lose and lose and lose. And eventually you get good enough to realize that it isn't you: you're getting fucked by the deal. You look at it and go "well fuck you very much" because there will be no or almost no cards you can play. Then you start cycling through the rest of the deck and you'll get maybe one card you can play. Or you'll see a card you could play but don't want to yet because you want to set the order up so you can play other cards, but you'll get through the deck and realize you have no choices because that's literally the only card you can play. Next time through the deck, sure enough, all the cards you needed are now impossible to get to. Or you'll work and work and work to be able to move a card from the deal--we'll say a black 6. You finally have a red 7 to put it on, flip the card under it...and it's the other black 6. MOTHER FUCKER!
 
My computer is ancient so my browsers are out of date. Can someone see if https://www.sadanduseless.com/ works on a current browser or if it has just had a stroke or something? I've come to terms with the fact that "People of Wal*Mart" only does about 3 updates during the month of August and then just sits until next August but I'm not sure on this one.
 
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