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[Volpone]

Babylon Bee just made me realize how CBS can save The Late Show--and Late Nite TV in general: Make Trump the host.

The people who watched Colbert will tune in to shriek with inchoate rage at him and the people who had no interest in watching Colbert will tune in to see what Trump has to say.

WINNING.

[edit] In a perfect world he'll patch things up and Elon Musk will be his Paul Schaeffer/Ed McMahon.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Babylon Bee just made me realize how CBS can save The Late Show--and Late Nite TV in general: Make Trump the host.

The people who watched Colbert will tune in to shriek with inchoate rage at him and the people who had no interest in watching Colbert will tune in to see what Trump has to say.

WINNING.

[edit] In a perfect world he'll patch things up and Elon Musk will be his Paul Schaeffer/Ed McMahon.

No.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

Why do I see all these free Photoshop requests were people want everyone else removed from a photo, do they want all their holiday pics to look like they are the last person on earth?

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Loktar]

That wasn't an earthquake. It was a Jey Uso Summerslam Yeetquake.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

what'st hepoint of anythign

 

[Seph]

what'st hepoint of anythign

I'll let you know if I ever work it out.

 

[Volpone]

There are few things in life that would give me more joy than to answer a phone around a group of people and say "Hello? You don't say. You don't say. You don't say. You don't say. Well OK, goodbye," and having someone ask me who it was so I could say "He didn't say."

 

[Volpone]

Which would be more wrong: A peanut butter and jelly sammich made with a hamburger bun or A peanut butter and jelly sammich made with a hotdog bun?

 

[Loktar]

Which would be more wrong: A peanut butter and jelly sammich made with a hamburger bun or A peanut butter and jelly sammich made with a hotdog bun?

The hotdog bun. If I want something long and filled with sticky stuff, I'll have a guy shoot a load of semen in my mouth.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll let you know if I ever work it out.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

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Bastards!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She'll even take her teeth out! (Until the feast & biscuits arrive)