Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Loktar]

Just put your cold water in the oven and it will be hot!

Too hot. I'll likely get third degree burns all over my body. Hopefully it should be fixed by the time I get home from work.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish you well with your water and health.

 

[whisky]

We went to a restaurant yesterday near an old peoples home out old neighbour Jean lives in, I asked my wife to rate me in a minute, as we passed the home I said hi Jean.

Then I asked her what my hi Jean rating was

 

[Loktar]

I wish you well with your water and health.

Thanks. After a week of ice cold showers, they finally fixed it today.