Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Volpone]

1) Everyone hates Nazis.
2) Everyone loves tacos.
3) Most people will dislike a food truck named "Nazi Tacos".
4) Most people will like a food truck named "Taco Nazis".

"NO TACO FOR YOU!!!"

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I live in Kentucky. I kind of want to grow a Van Dyke, get a white linen suit, and start pressure frying chicken with 11 herbs & spices.

Port 79 lickin' good!