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Where is uranium 4 when you need him?

he came upon a hot dog vendor
 
and he said
 
make me one with everything
 
TAKE THE FUCKING SPAM FILTER OFF CUNT
 
Go placidly amid the noise and waste
 
and take what comfort there may be
 
in owning a piece there of
 
be assured that a walk through an ocean of most souls
 
would scarcely get your feet wet
 
fall not in love therefore
 
it will stick to your face
 
Hire people with hooks
 
For a good time call (506) 447-7211
 
Ask for Ken
 
Be grateful your dog is finally getting enough cheese
 
Take comfort in the fact that somewhere in China, someone is having an orgasm as you read this.
 
You are a fluke of the universe
 
you have no right to be here
 
and
 
whether you can hear it or not
 
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