Where not to put a baby

[NeonMercuryASH]

on the moon

 

[CaptainWacky]

59) In Waluigi's soup.

 

[The Question]

60) Into a Mounds bar. (Almond Joy's the one what's got nuts.)

 

[Cassie]

61) on the dark side of the moon

 

[Loktar]

62) on a park bench(those things will trap you and never let you go)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

63) In Rafael Nadal's Tommy Hilfiger undies. It would ruin the nice bulge lines.

 

[Loktar]

64) on a fat guy's nipple.

 

[CaptainWacky]

65) Between two slices of bread in a SANDWICH SHOP.

 

[eloisel]

66) With an old woman who lives in a shoe with 99 other children, 98 dogs, 97 calico cats, 96 blue jays, 95 sheep, 94 rabbits, 93 chickens, 92 toads, 91 mules, 90 cows, 89 pigs, 88 rats, 87 mice, 86 dirt daubers, 85 butterflies, 84 moles, 83 squirrels, 82 robin redbreasts, 81 trout, 80 beaver, 79 otters, 78 perch, 77 robin red breasts, 76 wren, 75 geese, 74 turtle doves, 73 flounder, 72 goldfish, 71 turtles, 70 finch, 69 guinea pigs, 68 hamsters, 67 mosquitos, 66 fleas, 65 ticks, 64 roosters, 63 worms, 62 gnats, 61 mites, 60 bed bugs, 59 chiggers, 58 Shetland ponies, 57 mustangs, 56 Clydesdales, 55 hummingbirds, 54 eels, 53 whales, 52 egrets, 51 eagles, 50 owls, 49 blue bugs, 48 tape worms, 47 maggots, 46 flies, 45 voles, 44 appaloosas, 43 swan, 42 tadpoles, 41 minnows, 40 water bugs, 39 yellow jackets, 38 lice, 37 pelicans, 36 sharks, 35 pigeons, 34 dolphins, 33 whales, 32 crabs, 31 buffalo, 30 giraffes, 29 elephants, 28 hippopotamus, 27 copper heads, 26 cobras, 25 angel fish, 24 tigers, 23 lions, 22 bears, 21 monkeys, 20 gorillas, 19 cheetahs, 18 gazelles, 17 antelope, 16 piranha, 15 manta rays, 14 crocodiles, 13 pumas, 12 zebras, 11 rattlesnakes, 10 condors, 9 asps, 8 hedgehogs, 7 tarantulas, 6 black widows, 5 brown recluse, 4 daddy long legs, 3 garter snakes, 2 bettas, and a partridge in a pear tree.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

67) On eloisel's keyboard. It would be bludgeoned in a fit of creative inspiration.

 

[The Question]

68) Into my atomizer. I don't like the flavor of baby vapor. :yuck:

 

[CaptainWacky]

69) Hitler Town.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

70) In a uterobot

 

[The Question]

71) Undah da sea. Undah da sea.

 

[CaptainWacky]

72) The universe of only shrimp.

 

[Loktar]

73)under my gassy, rancid smelling buttcheeks.

 

[The Question]

74) Where Fat Bastard can reach it.

AH SEE A BAY-BEH!
AH'M THENKEN MAY-BEH!
A FEEDIN' FRENZEH!
WILL SOON BEFALL MEH!

GET IN MAH BEL-LEH!
GET IN MAH BEL-LEH!
MAH OOTSIDE'S SMEL-LEH!
S' GET IN MAH BEL-LEH!

--Fat Bastard's Baby Song

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

75) In a pistachio sorter. It would be rejected.

 

[CaptainWacky]

76) Up Shakira's bum.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

77) In an appetizer combo plate.