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Where not to put a baby

117) In Alameda (That's where they keep the nucle-arrr wessels)
 
118) In a Planned Parenthood surgical suite
 
119) Within reach of Rosie O'Donnell. She'll eat it not realizing it isn't Russian
 
120) Next to Phil Hellmuth's chip stack. He'll go ALL IN like a sneeze.
 
121) on top of spaghetti all covered with cheese
 
123) With the Boogie Man (he's a man who will teach your baby how to "boogie" and then your baby will annoy you be constantly asking you to watch it dance when you just want to play Mario Tennis.)
 
124) In a big box filled with pop rocks.
 
125) Into a seagull. (It makes 'em asplode.)
 
127) in a BBQ pit
 
128) Into the world. #shoutyourabortion
 
129 ) In the HANDS of CONGRESS!!!!!!!!!

(Has that one already been said?)
 
If it was, it bears repeating. :kitty:



130) In the waiting arms of a bear.
 
131) Between Tyrion Lannister and the liquor cabinet
 
If it was, it bears repeating. :kitty:



130) In the waiting arms of a bear.

We had a bear near the village today. Not only a bear, but a SICK bear!
So I will see your "In the waiting arms of a bear and I'll raise you a:

132) In the waiting arms of a sick bear!

(Actually I have been wanting to say in a campsite in Idaho also)
 
133) on the frozen tundra
 
134) In South Park. (Simpsons did it.)
 
135) in a file box at the DMV.
 
136) In a meme. STILL DOES HIS JOB.
 
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