Where oh where is my dildo?

Hilbert Frakes · Sep 29, 2005

I want some anal and I want it now!

Oh there it is.

Mandi · Sep 29, 2005

no, that big twelve inch black dildo isn't yours! That's ValKilmersDicks dildo!

Hilbert Frakes · Sep 29, 2005

I wonder if he'd let me borrow it?

Hey Val can I borrow that when you get done with it? No Rush!

VKD · Sep 29, 2005

it ain't mine...I don;t need a dildo, obviously

Mandi · Sep 29, 2005

sure you do, you like anal....you're dick told me so!

Hilbert Frakes · Sep 29, 2005

Come on Val.

If I can come out of the gay closet so can you!

Cluck cluck...chicken!

VKD · Sep 29, 2005

ah..miranda AKA kilmersdicksdick - since i know for a fact that i'm kilmersdicksdick....you are llying!

Mandi · Sep 29, 2005

hahahaha, you are not your own dick! But I know who is, and it ain't me!

VKD · Sep 29, 2005

if you really know..prove it, PM me

Hilbert Frakes · Sep 29, 2005

Who? Who? enquiring minds wanna know.

johnford · Sep 29, 2005

Its you dummy.

Dual Hunter · Sep 29, 2005

ValKilmer'sDick said:
if you really know..prove it, PM me

I had a dream last night when I was back in Val's pants.

You shut the fuck up.

johnford · Sep 29, 2005

A dream that it was two sizes bigger than the 3 inches it is now.