Wheres Waldo on the Enterpise?

Mentalist

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Archer: Warp factor five Mr Mayweather!...

Mayweather: *beams*

T'Pol: Is it good to have Mayweather so close to the viewscreen so that alien races see his face first and pre judge us unfairly?

Archer: Warp Factor five Mr Mayweather!

T'Pol: I'm talking to you Captain.

Archer: Really? I wasn't listening you vulcun green blooded unemotional retard.

T'Pol: Quite. Anyway, the problem I brought up about Mr Mayweather and his big stupid grinning face.

Archer: Ah yes, Mr Mayweather, we require you to dress up as Wheres Waldo, the amusing cane is a must.

Mayweather: *beams*

Archer: And T'Pol, I require you to paint your breasts green and nipples red. It's the festive season and I'm captain..

T'Pol: Sorry?

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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Hoshi: CAPTAIN, MY ACTING IS WOODEN BUT WACKY STILL WANTS TO FUCK ME.
 
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