Which Mine Fielder would you brutally murder if you could get away with it?

[FBI parte due]

I'd kill all the people who keep on misspelling "laser" here.

 

[headvoid]

Chill out and have an expresso everyone.

 

[Cassie]

I AM SPARTACUS!

 

[headvoid]

I AM SPORTACUS!

 

[Loktar]

I'd kill all the people who keep on misspelling "laser" here.

I can't hear you over my lazerdisk player.

 

[Dr Dave]

You mean lamedisk player.

 

[Loktar]

LAZER!!!!

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Now even retarded guinea pigs can spot it being used a mile away.

Fuck you.

 

[Donovan]

If this were 2 years ago, it would have happened by the second or third post.

Now even retarded guinea pigs can spot it being used a mile away.

I would stab Tisi with a knife, and by stab I mean tickle, and by knife I mean feather.

Yeah but Hambil rarely posts here any more...

 

[Love Child]

I would kill Silentbtviolent because I think he would sort of enjoy it just a little bit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd also kill Menty of course.

 

[The Tomtrek]

NO ONE CAN KILL MENTY.



(because he's never around)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd hunt him down by his stench

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ouzo and Brut after-shave?

 

[Tisiphone]

I'd fuck you all to death.

 

[Yub]

Dammit. I was going to type I'd stab you repeatedly. With my penis. But you typed you'd fuck us all to death, which makes that redundant...and fills me with a murderous rage!

I'LL STAB YOU! WITH MY PENIS!

 

[Tisiphone]

BRING IT BITCH

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I guess that makes my stabbing of SAUSAGEJOFF with my pork sword redundant too.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'll stab you with a dildo.

 

[curiousa2z]

i wil brutaly merder the Queen's Englis!