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Which would you rather.

Mentalist

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You're given a choice by some magical choice demon who can follow through with all his unreasonable threats!

The choice is you either lose the end of your little finger or you are NEVER allowed on the Internet again. And if you do go on the Internet again you will be smashed up until you die with a demon baseball bat and some demon homies who will goad and punk you out as you die.


WHAT DO YOU DO?
 
I'd cut the finger, cus I loves me some internets!
 
Because.. I've got some news for you:

I'M tHE ChOICE demon! THIS IS A REAL THING THAT HAPPENS IT'S NOT A JOKE. IF you dont cut your finger off and three other ppls fingers off in the next 10 MINETS then I will KILL u. THIS IS REAl.
 
lol will teh choose daimon visit me tonite lol cum nd getme
 
Finger.

I can type with 9 1/2 fingers but I can't make the salary I do without the internet.
 
but the twist is that BANG BANG I'M DEWEY HITLER
 
LOL MALCOLM IN THE MEINKAMPF LOL
 
lol we all said we'd cut our finger off. I'D ALSO SACRIFICE MY LITTLE TOE!
 
I'd sacrifice Dr Daves feet so I could stay on the Internet.
 
I'd sacrifice his ankles afterwards.
 
Mentalist said:
I'd sacrifice Dr Daves feet so I could stay on the Internet.

Oh no you wouldent!
 
Dosent mean much really!

He can't have my feets, I NEEDS EM!
 
Not to use the Internet! HA!
 
I NEED THEMS FOR WALKING TO THE STORE!
 
I'd trick the magical choice demon with my incredible powers of tomfoolery, and lead him into believing that one of those little coctail sausages that I have tucked between two of my real actual fingers, is in fact one of my real actual finger. I would then say HELL YEAH INTERWEBS! and he would cut the end of the sausage off, and vanish appeased to his nether-regions. I would then do the Snoopy dance at great speed, thus imprisoning the magical choice demon for eternity, and he would appear in a glass pane to i can gloat over him at my fly thinking skills and he would have to live with janet street-porter for all of eternity and have nothing but diet dr pepper to drink and cold ashphalt to ear.
 
I don't understand how Janet Street Porter comes into it.
 
Well since the poll said cut my finger off, I assumed it meant cut your finger off, which is no skin off my nose, or finger!
 
FEMALE CIRCUMCISM: A MORAL MINE FIELD
 
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