While Blazer Boy is away....

[Mirah]

What shall we do?

 

[Mentalist]

Talk about him of course.

 

[Ishcabittle]

That and diddle ourselves, obviously.

 

[$M Gayboy Bruce Wayne]

DIDDLE DIDDLE DIDDLE!

Actually I don't diddle during the Oscars. Us homos are properly respectful of the Great Hollywood Facade.

 

[Hissing_Kittens]

The person you wanted to win didn't?

 

[Ishcabittle]

You don't know what diddle means, do you?

 

[Gagh]

I'M MISSING DEVON LIKE A GIRL

 

[Mentalist]

I remember when I stayed in Devon for a week. It was great, I got really drunk and visted all the different places in there.

 

[Gagh]

OMG 5 DAY PISS UP AT A MATE'S STAG DO IN NEWQUAY IN MAY

 

[BlazerBoy]

Anyone who wants to stay in Devon need only make a small deposit in the office downstairs, then they can stay inside for as long as they want.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Where should I swipe this Amex Gold card?

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's okay, I'm never coming back to this planet again.

 

[BlazerBoy]

See? Wacky IS always so mean to me like I said. I WANT A DIVORCE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Devon, you get the house and the boat. Wacky, you get the CLOWN CAR AND THE VINTAGE COLLECTION OF ESKIMO PHYSIQUE MODEL PHOTOS.

Me, I get to stay in Devon for a while. ROOM SERVICE!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Every fourth night is free. Condom free, that is.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TUESDAY IS CHEESECAKE NIGHT! ON YOUR BELLY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Quting Star Wars is MEAN.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

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