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White House primps and preens for Queen's visit

Mentalist

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The White House is atwitter over a visit on Monday by Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh. Left, one of the elegant gold-rimmed invitations, hand-penned by a calligrapher and then engraved.



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Workers cleaned the floor of the East Room on Friday for the queen's visit. Aides say the state dinner is the social event of the entire Bush presidency.

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A fresh coat of paint is applied to the Truman Balcony. The dinner will be closely watched by the social elite for its collision of cultures — Texas swagger meets British prim.

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Aides to the first lady shared a few dos and don’ts in anticipation of the event. For women, curtseying is acceptable but not required. One does not shake the queen’s hand unless the queen offers hers first.

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Amy Zantzinger, the new White House social secretary, with a screen that shows table arrangements for the state dinner. Ms. Zantzinger was not swamped with requests. Anybody who had not already received an invitation apparently knew that it would be gauche to ask.


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“Wet Paint” signs were everywhere. Inside, at Mrs. Bush’s direction, a panel of photographs of earlier royal visits was on display, including one of President Gerald R. Ford dancing with the queen in 1976.

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The floral shop was frantic, with seven florists arranging centerpieces for every public room in the house: cream-colored roses and white lilacs for the State Dining Room, pale pink roses for the Green Room, pale yellow roses in the Diplomatic Room and classic red roses for the Red Room.

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The visit has brought a sense of giddiness to a White House worn down by the Iraq war and fights with Democrats in Congress. Even some bipartisanship was in the air. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the California Democrat known for her elegance, will attend the dinner.

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THE White House is going all-out to welcome the Queen, with preparations underway for the most lavish state reception of President George W. Bush's time in office.

The monarch and her husband Prince Philip will be greeted on the south lawn of the White House Monday with a 21-gun salute and the national anthems of the two countries.

As the White House polished its best china and crystal tableware, 7,000 guests including diplomats, members of the US Congress and cabinet and other officials chose their grandest outfits in which to attend the ceremony.

Only the most formal dress code of white-tie and tails will do for the five-course state dinner in the queen's honor hosted by the president and First Lady Laura Bush Monday evening.

"It will be closely watched by the social elite for its collision of cultures - Texas swagger meets British prim,'' The New York Times predicted.

Bush has hosted eight official visits during his six years as president - including by leaders from Poland, Kenya, Japan and China - but it is the first time he has applied the white-tie treatment.

"The United States has no closer ally and friend than Great Britain,'' the White House said in a statement detailing the tightly-coordinated protocol for the royal visit.

Arrangements for the dinner were being handled by the office of Laura Bush, who was said to be behind the idea to decree such formal attire, US media reported.

The White House said the tables for the dinner would be adorned with "historically significant pieces'' from its collection, including gold-rimmed china, the president's "house crystal'' and English vermeil gilded silver.

Among the 134 guests will be Vice-President Dick Cheney, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and General Peter Pace, chairman of the US military joint chiefs of staff, the White House said.

Lampposts near the White House were festooned with Union Jacks and US flags ahead of her arrival.

The White House also said it had coordinated closely with the State Department's Office of Protocol, which gives advice for state visits including "the proper way to address foreign dignitaries and visitors'' and the dietary preferences of visitors.

The Queen "doesn't like spicy food,'' newspapers quoted Anita McBride, Laura Bush's chief of staff, as saying.

After seeing a historic English settlement in Virginia and a classic horse race in Kentucky, the royal couple touched down at Andrews Air Force Base near the capital on Sunday, according to a schedule from the Royal Family.

The Queen last came to the United States in 1991 when Bush's father was president. Her first visit had been as a 31-year-old monarch in 1957, when she met then president Dwight Eisenhower.

Seriously guys, egg and chips and horse racing on the telly is fine as well.
 
First thing out of Bush's mouth:

"I just LOVED that movie they made about you! Did you like the way Cate BLANCH-itt made you look? Huh?"
 
George is going to do something wrong. He just has to by default. Although he does, at this point at least, almost have a sort of charm with his complete unpresidental/unsophisticated type behaviour. Laura will continue to look like a reanimated corpse which has been electrified to smile.



Actually, I imagine the Queen will be quite entertained by his company due to their vastly different cultural positions. He's way more amusing than John Kerry at any rate.
 
I hope she shows up drunk off her arse and fucking shits all over the place.
 
Maybe they'll serve her some tea with the teabag still in the cup.
 
^ Tea? Bag? *faints*

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Tut tut. They went to all that trouble and wrote the date wrong!
 
:rwmad: That's the right way to write it in America, OK?

Ronald Regan tea bagged Prince Charles!


OMG just noticed this smilie :chicken: and this one :mj:
 
I'm still trying to figure out if this is a joke thread. The Queen watches Coronation Street(a soap about mostly poor people who spend all day in a pub fucking eachother over), she's been to African villages! She's been to my high street!
 
Bush wants to shag her.
 
WASHINGTON, May 7 (Reuters) - President George W. Bush, no stranger to the occasional verbal misstep, nearly placed Queen Elizabeth II in the 18th century on Monday in welcoming her to the White House on a state visit.

Britain's queen and Prince Philip were treated to a formal arrival ceremony on the White House South Lawn, complete with a marching fife-and-drum corps.

Trumpets heralded the arrival of the dignitaries. The U.S. Air Force Band played national anthems before 7,000 invited guests on a sunny spring day.

Both Bush and the queen addressed the crowd as the royal family approached the end of a six-day U.S. visit that included ceremonies marking the 400th anniversary of the British settlement in Jamestown, Virginia, and the Kentucky Derby.


Bush noted the queen's long history of dealing with successive American governments, just barely stopping himself before dating her to 1776, the year the 13 British colonies declared their independence from Britain.

Elizabeth has occupied the British throne for 55 years and is 81.

"The American people are proud to welcome your majesty back to the United States, a nation you've come to know very well. After all you've dined with 10 U.S. presidents. You've helped our nation celebrate its bicentennial in 17 -- in 1976," Bush said.

Bush looked at the queen sheepishly. She peered back at him from beneath her black and white hat.

"She gave me a look that only a mother could give a child," Bush said as the crowd burst into laughter.

Taking the podium, the queen quickly swung into her prepared speech, hailing the closeness of U.S.-British relations.

"It is the moment to take stock of our present friendship, rightly taking pleasure from its strengths while never taking these for granted," she said. "And it is the time to look forward, jointly renewing our commitment to a more prosperous, safer and freer world."

Bush and his wife, Laura, were to play host to the queen at both White House luncheon and a formal white-tie state dinner on Monday night

CALLED IT.
 
It would have been better if he'd called her a FAT SLUT by mistake.

(She isn't fat!)
 
At least he can walk straight, unlike Gerald Ford!
 
D'OH!
 
Funniest CCN headline in a while:

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Can't you just picture Her Majesty on all fours next to a horse, each crunching away at feedbags?

Well, I can.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Funniest CCN headline in a while:

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I didn't know PRINCESS ANNE was in America too!!

(POLITICAL HUMOUR)
 
!
 
Mentalist said:
Seriously guys, egg and chips and horse racing on the telly is fine as well.

Be nice. I'm sure he's just stacking the chips in his favor. After all, when he and Cheney get done running this country into the ground, he's going to need somewhere else to live. ;)
 
Bush is such a dumb shit :D
 
The Tomtrek said:
I didn't know PRINCESS ANNE was in America too!!

(POLITICAL HUMOUR)
I've been trying to work in a "horseface" joke in one of these Queen threads either here or at LoNAF. THANK YOU FOR DARING TO DARE. K'PLAH!
 
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