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Who Can Find a Job First?

NeonMercuryASH said:
No SuN. This is bad. I have one week to live and in Florida, this is no help of any sort available. They let you die in the street and rape you with your dying breath. Bad troll, Sweetie
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It wasn't a 'troll' it was a compliment.
I was saying that perhaps u used to be so super cute and b a dancer, and maybe a psycho knocked ur teeth outs....

But considering u want to dramatize it, and be all liek zomg im only gunna be alive 4 1 weekz!! bad form SuN etc
Ur teh one sitting on tk for ur 'last week of lief' lulz


Meh & meh
 
I seriously got offered a job today. All I need to do now is pass my drug test tomorrow and I start next Wed.

Do I win?
 
Loktar! I've got it! You can do porn! All you need is a van and a video camera! The streets are teeming with sluts I'VE SEEN THEM ON THESE HERE INTERWEBS!!!
 
Yub said:
Loktar! I've got it! You can do porn! All you need is a van and a video camera! The streets are teeming with sluts I'VE SEEN THEM ON THESE HERE INTERWEBS!!!
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I can just borrow your van and video camera. I'll have to clean off the "FREE CANDY" graffiti and remove the kiddie toys first though.
 
Yeah well I've been charging people money for everything lately. Stick of gum? Oh yeah, that will be $3. Nail file? $4.00. Etc etc etc.
 
Dammit. Why didn't think of that. Want me to wash those dishes, roommate while you go off to work and I sit on my ass all day? That will be $20. Want me to cook up those pork chops for dinner and make some stuffing? That will be another $20.
 
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