WHo do you guys think I am a dual of?

[Homo Erectus]

Cause I am not. I'm a lonafite who wandered over to say hello.

 

[Donovan]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! lol

 

[Dual]

Lies and slander.

 

[Homo Erectus]

No really. I'm Zonker from Lonaf.

*cries at life's unfairness*

 

[Donovan]

DOOOOOOOOL parade! Yay!

 

[FBI parte due]

I'll fucking kill you for what you did to me, Zonker.

 

[Cassie]

Lonafites are delicate flowers. You guys be nice to him or he'll wilt.

 

[Homo Erectus]

I'll fucking kill you for what you did to me, Zonker.

*Shoots blindly into the darkness*

 

[Homo Erectus]

Lonafites are delicate flowers. You guys be nice to him or he'll wilt.

This is true.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Lonafites are delicate flowers. You guys be nice to him or he'll wilt.

Then we can rename him Homo Flaccidus.

 

[FBI parte due]

Someone hasn't read his Catullus today, it seems.

 

[Donovan]

I pinched a LonAF this morning. Fricking ramen noodles run right thru me.

 

[jack]

That's disgusting.