You'd think someone like me would be happy being able to pay my mortgage and bills from a minimum wage cashier job, but you'd be wrong. My boss is a penny pinching tight wad Irishman who doesn't even wanna pay me. He brings his fat daughter to work, this chick is huge, a fuckin' whale. No-one wants that shit. Then there's this short guy who's always trying to dine and dash, the guy's a loner nutcase, I bet his best friend is his computer....
Worst of all are my neighbours. One of them's a complete stoner, nothing registers with him. The other one...I'd call him square but he's too loud and obnoxious for that...not too bright either, always catching things and letting them go or something else retarded. It'd be OK to deal with but he works where I work, so I can't get away from him, the moron. I mean, this guy can't even get his license...
Maybe I'll finally become a clarinet soloist and leave Bikini Bottom...FML