Who here has looked into the Mirror Of Galadriel?

[CaptainWacky]

What did you see?

 

[Cassie]

I saw you wanking!

 

[CaptainWacky]

WEIRD because I saw a girl watching me wanking then posting about it here but this was TWO YEARS ago long before you joined (although I'm only mentioning it for the first time now. But it really was two years ago, honest!)!

 

[Cassie]

Maybe the mirror is outside of time!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Joanna Lumley's dentures.

I felt privileged.

 

[The Tomtrek]

One.

Giant.

Hedgehog.




Called Paul.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I saw a man standing on the edge of a cliff and he held his hands high in the air and there was thunder above in the purple skies and the man said "behold my greatest creation" and before him rose figures in the valley but they were not human they were somethimg more something greater, stature anyway, and at the same times less and they were held by his will and the power overflowed through his viens and he knew that his sickest dreams would be a reality and thoughts things he had dared not think before as his army of doom advanced on the villages and he watched and his body faded but his presence, his soul you could say, was still there over the years as his black army scoured the world and turned all to dark and he grew and his hatred and malice brought an end to all joy and all love and all things good until the whole of Earth was his utterly and he was the only mind present but he looked at the stars and realised that the Earth was nothing in comparison to the whole universe and he wept and his tears were new oceans and he wanted more he wanted the universe and he used all his dark will to grow large and he consumed the planets and then the sun and then began on the rest of the stars and yet still he grew and grew a dark cloud and on far away worlds thousands of lightyears away in another time and place the people saw him and they knew what his coming foretold: DOOM.

 

[headvoid]

I saw Frazer turn to Captain Mainwaring and say "We're Doomed!!!!!!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

yes that was in mine too but i didnt think it was worth mentioning

 

[curiousa2z]

zombies zombies zombies

Nope, no subliminal messaging here folks! Nothing to see! Move along!

*whistles all casual-like*

 

[CaptainWacky]

I saw Kramer burning some niggers.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He's very, very, very sorry for that.


IT'S TOO LATE, THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

at least they weren't white

 

[curiousa2z]

he's banned from that club now.

 

[curiousa2z]

FOREVER!

 

[CaptainWacky]

FORNIGGER