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WHO HERE WANTS TO THRASH A MIDGET TO DEATH WITH AN ASPARAGUS SPEAR?
- Thread starter Gagh
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Ishcabittle
Well-known member
i want to thrash that guy that plays Mini Me with a yucca, is that acceptable?
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Put me down for a stick of celery.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I prefer a scenario that includes the words "zucchini" and "thrust".
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
WAH WAH WAH
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Look down. She's standing right in front of you.
*Camera pans down to reveal Midget Lawyer Lady with the HMPH scowl*
*Cut to Delta Burke eating her*
*Camera pans down to reveal Midget Lawyer Lady with the HMPH scowl*
*Cut to Delta Burke eating her*
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I didn't get it when her mum kept "tackling" Denny.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Yeah they lost their way with that plot a little.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Until she randomly appears and "tackles" him UP THE ASS.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
He liked it.
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
Would the DS9 episode MELORA have actually worked if Bashir had taken MELORA into the Holosuite to impress her and let her fly about and shit, by having a Midget Tossing programme play and tell her he was really into it, and it gives him a monumental little east-african brown guy brought up in england erection which would no doubt have made MELORA's skeleton-hover thingy fall off, so they could enjoy dangerous little east-african brown guy brought up in england on hot dense gravity skeleton-hover thingy latex headpiece hot sex action?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
No because Quark is watching with binoculars!