Who invented getting out of bed?

[Dr Dave]

I woke up far to early today.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or we'll pretend to be asleep so you can't join in the orgy.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I WOULDN'T BE SUPRISED IF THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!

 

[CaptainWacky]

DR DAVE IS AN ANIMAL IN THE SACK.

 

[Dr Dave]

!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't be coy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

or a DUCK DECOY

 

[Henoch]

Who decided that we should get out of bed in the morning after sleeping, rather than just staying there FOREVER?

This shit pisses me off too!! issed: <---see, told ya so...

There have been many times i too just wanted to remain in my bed.

 

[Dr Dave]

I wish I could regulate my sleep to desided when I wish to wake up.

 

[Dershocka]

I want to be in the middle so you will all smell my dutch oven.

 

[CaptainWacky]

...I don't know what that is.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

(Farting under the covers and trapping someone to smell it)

I wish work would stop stomping on my dick making me work overtime and weekends and the night before Thanksgiving so my commute becomes a complete pain in the ass FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU EAT MY DICK