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Who is really behind the latest power shift at Troll Valhalla?

Cranky Bastard said:
Me? Bent?

Sure, I thought it was obvious in my last post at TV:

I detest being called a liar when I have presented proof and the other side can only respond with badly formed lies. That tells me people values lies over truth in "pwning."

My troll secret is out.

This is why I never claimed to be a good troll. I value the truth.

No one called you a liar but Tiger. And I told you long ago I didn't give a shit about the whole matter one way or the other. So why take it out on me and everybody else who had nothing to do with the whole affair? And now Miss Tanner's over there spitting at me like a feral cat!

WTF!
 
No one called you a liar but Tiger.

Believing him when he posts botched and obvious lies logically hangs the onus of "liar" on the opposing side. You weren't the only one.

And now Miss Tanner's over there spitting at me like a feral cat!

She's just being the troll that she was always afraid to be. Finally, on my recommendation, she's speaking her mind. Aim the hose at her and expect to get sprayed in return.

OK Spill
Who is Tiger over at TV

Some schmuck pretending to be Phillip Maxwell. However, the real Phillip Maxwell has never been to TV.

Tiger is probably one of the most effective trolls TV has, beneath Thug. Certainly, both are better than me, by far. Lies, persistence, and bombast generating many posts that run dozens of pages.

I can't duplicate the feat.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Believing him when he posts botched and obvious lies logically hangs the onus of "liar" on the opposing side. You weren't the only one.

I wasn't one any "side", Bastard. Don't lay shit on me! Did you expect me to stroke your saggy man-tits and go on the Tiger-Jihad with you?

Fuck off.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Me? Bent?

Sure, I thought it was obvious in my last post at TV:

I detest being called a liar when I have presented proof and the other side can only respond with badly formed lies. That tells me people values lies over truth in "pwning."

My troll secret is out.

This is why I never claimed to be a good troll. I value the truth.

**** ,real name I like you man but you let tIger thash you till you quit on YOU OWN FUCKING BOARD. < YOU FUCKED UP BAD.
E MAIL ME FUCKER, DONT BE A DUMBASS.
 
Cranky, dont let some tard fudgepacker fuck your shit up.

How bout if we double team them, I'm new, they'll never know wtf hit them.

I can be like the Silver Surfer, heralding the ruturn of Galactus
 
I already said it over there, dunno how many times I have to repeat it...

Tiger is a much better troll than I'll ever be. When I can get pwned by a liar, what biz do I have pretending to be a troll? I'm obviously not cut of the material to be a good troll.

Best I am over there is a janitor, then, keeping shit clean and orderly. So, I left. Shouldn't Tiger get the trophy? Shouldn't he be allowed to boast and gloat? Who am I to steal someone else's thunder?

I am not so petty. Never have been.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
I already said it over there, dunno how many times I have to repeat it...

Tiger is a much better troll than I'll ever be. When I can get pwned by a liar, what biz do I have pretending to be a troll? I'm obviously not cut of the material to be a good troll.

Best I am over there is a janitor, then, keeping shit clean and orderly. So, I left. Shouldn't Tiger get the trophy? Shouldn't he be allowed to boast and gloat? Who am I to steal someone else's thunder?

I am not so petty. Never have been.

Yup I agree with you there. Let Tigress run around waving his pink panties in everyone's faces saying how awesome he is, while his girlfriends dump him for guys that have more time not taken up by trying so desperately to be the "perfect" troll.
 
jack said:
Cranky, dont let some tard fudgepacker fuck your shit up.

How bout if we double team them, I'm new, they'll never know wtf hit them.

I can be like the Silver Surfer, heralding the ruturn of Galactus

I'm all for going on a group troll attack venture. That sounds like alot of fun.

Someone set that up, the scouting and setup isn't my thing, I just go in for the final fun.
 
Miss Tanner here had her account DELETED without her approval by those at TV.

She asked to have her account restored - she was a global mod and did her job well.

Carny, to his credit, made efforts to restore her account and succeeded. But, apparently, she's no longer trusted to be a global mod.

SHE NEVER ASKED TO HAVE HER ACCOUNT DELETED OUT FROM UNDER HER.

This bullshit, which probably bores the hell out of all of you, steams the shit out of me.

Like I said before, Miss Tanner and I have obviously worn out our welcome. We are board misfits there that just don't fit in.

I also know I'll never fit in here, so I'm under no pretensions that I'm of any value here in any eventuality. I'm from "that other board." Still, at least I'm tolerated here.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
We are board misfits there that just don't fit in.

I also know I'll never fit in here, so I'm under no pretensions that I'm of any value here in any eventuality. I'm from "that other board." Still, at least I'm tolerated here.


Look around you Cranky, this place is full of misfits. So don't go thinking you're special.

;)
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Well let me know when and who to go after by PM, and I'll start some shit up righteously.
 
missmanners said:
Look around you Cranky, this place is full of misfits. So don't go thinking you're special.

;)
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I'm with mm on this one Cranky. You seem to have the right cantankerous attitude for this place. Though, you and Sarek are gonna have to play paper-rock-scissors to decide who wears the hat as the crankiest old guy on TK. Also, if you do any better than Vourgin Boy (and I've seen more quality out of just a few of your posts than hundreds of his) you'll do just fine over here.
 
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