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Who is skankier?
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Christina is hot.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Homophobe!
chucklemeister
Loveable fuzzball!
Paris Hilton, money doesn't buy class.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Paris by like a mile.
Conchaga
Let's fuck some shit up
I'll rank this based on current skankability.
Hilton was #1 for a long time while Lohan and Aguilera were playing cute girls who were kinda PG13 bad. Now, that's switched. Since Hilton's been in the slammer, she has cleaned up her act quite a bit. She still goes out and parties, but she's been keeping her image low-key.
Aguilera is still playing it smart by keeping her act PG13. Christina's also happily married without kids. She is probably the most effective Cher/Madonna clone to hit pop since the former's decline. I think she just gets a bad rap for playing the act (that's all it is) she does. She's an intelligent businesswoman, a very talented singer, and not a slut. So, no for Christy.
Lohan, on the other hand, is now the top of those three. But, because a girl wants to go out and party and fuck other girls, doesn't make her a skank. There's TONS of dudes in Hollywood who do that crap and don't get the press.
Therefore, my vote goes to one that's not on the list: Britney Spears. First, there was her two-second Vegas marriage to that no-name dude who we've all forgotten by now. Next, this bitch "married" a redneck, idiot, dancer, rapper who is a part time deadbeat dad. THEN she got knocked-up, not once, but TWICE. Once the kids weren't bastards, she divorced K-Fed. That puts her divorce rate at 2:2. None of the other contenders you've listed have that. Her mother's solid trailer trash, and most women take after their mothers. She couldn't wait to show off her C-scar and her unspoilt vag as soon as her personal trainer had removed the baby fat. She's also an absolute moron.
No, Spears is the winner. Hands down.
Hilton was #1 for a long time while Lohan and Aguilera were playing cute girls who were kinda PG13 bad. Now, that's switched. Since Hilton's been in the slammer, she has cleaned up her act quite a bit. She still goes out and parties, but she's been keeping her image low-key.
Aguilera is still playing it smart by keeping her act PG13. Christina's also happily married without kids. She is probably the most effective Cher/Madonna clone to hit pop since the former's decline. I think she just gets a bad rap for playing the act (that's all it is) she does. She's an intelligent businesswoman, a very talented singer, and not a slut. So, no for Christy.
Lohan, on the other hand, is now the top of those three. But, because a girl wants to go out and party and fuck other girls, doesn't make her a skank. There's TONS of dudes in Hollywood who do that crap and don't get the press.
Therefore, my vote goes to one that's not on the list: Britney Spears. First, there was her two-second Vegas marriage to that no-name dude who we've all forgotten by now. Next, this bitch "married" a redneck, idiot, dancer, rapper who is a part time deadbeat dad. THEN she got knocked-up, not once, but TWICE. Once the kids weren't bastards, she divorced K-Fed. That puts her divorce rate at 2:2. None of the other contenders you've listed have that. Her mother's solid trailer trash, and most women take after their mothers. She couldn't wait to show off her C-scar and her unspoilt vag as soon as her personal trainer had removed the baby fat. She's also an absolute moron.
No, Spears is the winner. Hands down.
Lohan is the one who looks like a train hit her the most often falling out of clubs and bars plastered. That's what really shoots her up the skank-O-meter.
Paris may be supercalafragilisticlly annoying but the criteria I usually use to identify skanks doesn't rank her that highly. Hey, she is still a skank but not really that far up the list. She at least looks like she's had a shower when seen in public and such...
Christina is ACTUALLY hot and while she may have heavily flirted with becoming a skank due to the Dirrty era she never really crossed in to it. She was competing with Britney at the time and she had to pull out all the stops and they stayed neck and neck the entire time. Britney ended up going insane and becoming the uberskank and Christina came out of it happily married and she now has a kid that I imagine is getting actually looked after properly by the mother. She is also talented. So no way is Christina a skank.
Yes, I think about these things far too much.
Paris may be supercalafragilisticlly annoying but the criteria I usually use to identify skanks doesn't rank her that highly. Hey, she is still a skank but not really that far up the list. She at least looks like she's had a shower when seen in public and such...
Christina is ACTUALLY hot and while she may have heavily flirted with becoming a skank due to the Dirrty era she never really crossed in to it. She was competing with Britney at the time and she had to pull out all the stops and they stayed neck and neck the entire time. Britney ended up going insane and becoming the uberskank and Christina came out of it happily married and she now has a kid that I imagine is getting actually looked after properly by the mother. She is also talented. So no way is Christina a skank.
Yes, I think about these things far too much.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Yeah, should have just been Britney, brother.
Laker_Girl
Mrs. Big Dick McGee
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
What's the sluttiest type of whale?
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
SPERM WHALE.
Dark Pickle
Fucked Off
No Britney option?
WHY?
WHY?