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Who is the hottest Jessica?

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Alba:

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Simpson:
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Biel:
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I'm sure you're all familiar with these ladies, I don't need to post more photos.

Mine: Biel, Simpson, Alba. Simpson & Alba are close. Biel blows them both away, no contest.
 
Alba. Simpson is a dog.
 
BIEL. ALBA. SIMPSON IS BEHIND FLETCHER IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.
 
I still don't know who Biel is.
 
She was in Blade III.
 
Biel, Alba, Simpson for me.

Simpson is a fucking airhead.
 
Triple H was in Blade 3!
 
Blade III sucked. It's a shame, 'cause Blade II was awesome, better than the original.


Simpson may be an airhead, but I'd fuck her until she couldn't stand straight (one time).
 
Big Dick McGee said:
Blade III sucked. It's a shame, 'cause Blade II was awesome, better than the original.


Simpson may be an airhead, but I'd fuck her until she couldn't stand straight (one time).

I quite liked it, other than the fact Blade stood around in the background largely doing nothing.
 
The idea was great, that Blade would be caught on film and hunted as a serial killer.

The execution was less than poor, and Dominic Purcell (whom I liked in John Doe basically sleepwalked through the whole film. "Blade...Ready to Die." Was possibly the worst line reading I've ever heard. It's supposed to be a question, you Aussie moron!!!
 
'cause Blade II was awesome, better than the original.

Blade II was the most laughably bad movie I have ever seen. When Seph came over to Greece for a few months to knock around getting drunk and going out to bars and shit with yours truly Seph grabbed this from the shelf and told me I HAD to watch it because it was the most stupid, crap, laughbale movie ever. I had bought it some time back but never watched it. Christ, he was right. We laughed so much I think I bust a rib.


Oh, Alba, Biel, simpson
 
What was laughable about it? I thought it was the closest a comic-book movie actually came to source comic...until Spider-Man came out, of course.

The second half wasn't as good as the first, but overall I give the movie a B+.
 
Biel. Pants d.. er. hands down.
 
Big Dick McGee said:
What was laughable about it? I thought it was the closest a comic-book movie actually came to source comic...until Spider-Man came out, of course.

The second half wasn't as good as the first, but overall I give the movie a B+.

It wasn't the material I just.. I dunno, it's hard to expliain. I couldn't get on bored with the cool-factor I was just laughing at Wesley Snipes and the CGI work was horrible. I was wondering if the animators had lived in zero-G their entire lives, it was awful!

Blade II is one of my favourite comedy films.

Oh, and I liked Blade the original movie.
 
Blade was really good, came out of left field and shocked the fans. (Plus Udo Kier is good in anything he does.) Blade II... I remember this one less, but I didn't like it as much as the 1st. I have yet to see Blade III, but I dig Ryan Reynolds. He does a GREAT Shatner impersonation...
 
Crouching Tiger Hidden Chink was another movie I though was a load of monkey balls. I am a BIG fan of Hong Kong cinema. I own 67 Jackie Chan movies.

Yuen Biao is my all time martial arts hero and Dragons Forever is in my top ten favourite movies of ALL time.

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ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES EVER MADE


It's so, so, so, funny. Yuen Biao and his therapist are just CLASSIC. The comedy hits every note, it has a kick ass story and the Kung-Fu is second to none. Only Prodigal Son beats it in the Wing-Chun department. What Biao does in this movie will make you re-think what humans are capable of. Ever seen someone do a nip-up off the floor? Jackie Chan goes from his feet to lying flat on his back to being back on his feet in (and I timed it) half a second.

GET THIS MOVIE


Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon?! BAH! Load of wire work crap.


Where is Seph when you need him. Come back and support me on this shit!!
 
zOMG JESSICA ALBA IS TEH HAWT!)!)!! LOLOMGWTF?!?!!??!!?!

HERE R SUM PICICX.

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Mentalist said:
Yuen Biao is my all time martial arts hero and Dragons Forever is in my top ten favourite movies of ALL time.

GET THIS MOVIE

Hey, if you say it's good, I'll check it.

CTHD was pretty alright; I liked it. Have you seen Hero? I really liked the cinematography, and the story. It was freakin' gorgeous.
 
I'll have to check out Dragons too.
Where'd the tit shot of Jessica come from? What movie?

Of the three, I think Jessica is the hottest, then Jessica, and last, Jessica.
 
Where the rabbit option?
 
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