Who is this "DoorKnock699" guy?

[Sarek]

You have more fat on your left butt cheek that I've lost in the last two years, Krispy Kreme.

That's good.

At least it's a diversion from your normal neck fucking/masturbating routine.

Good boy. It's about time you experiment with a bit of originality. At least for you.

 

[jack]

Idiot.

 

[big fat eric]

Good one, Jack.

:: applause ::

 

[jack]

:::bows:::

 

[Gianni Gebbia]

::tosses a shiny quarter to dancing bellhop::

 

[jack]

Gianni, it's so much fun seeing your "new" moves.

Thanks for Dancing, bubbaleh

 

[Sarek]

Idiot.

Please Jack, a bit of effort next time.

Is that REALLY too much to ask of you?

 

[Gianni Gebbia]

NO NO, I'm not dancing, you're dancing! Dammit!

If you say so, it must be true.

::tosses gnome another nickel::

 

[The Dork Lord]

8====D :O

::tosses gnome another nickel::

You told me you were using that money for BOOZE!

See if you get any more of MY spare change!

 

[jack]

It's like an Ensemble! (tm)

 

[Red Whacker]

Possible.

If I were to add liar and con artist to it, it WOULD be yours.

Perhaps, allow me to do some editing.


Out [STRIKE]Boring, mundane, repetitive, predictable,[/STRIKE] childish and out [STRIKE]old[/STRIKE] but add wise.

Indeed I am great.

 

[Sarek]

^It's a good thing that you think so highly of yourself.

It's a nasty job and I don't think anyone else would be willing to volunteer.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Yes, you were wrong. And at your age, I would expect either a gracious acknowledgment of it or thoughtful disagreement. Not this Messenger type foot stomping rant.

Oh well. With age comes maturity and wisdom. For some of us.

And Saggy balls.

Don't forget those.

 

[Sarek]

^Did you come up with that all on your own?

Good boy Bitchy! That's a good boy!

 

[Red Whacker]

It's a nasty job and I don't think anyone else would be willing to volunteer.

Don't be modest you've done a great job over the years.

 

[Sarek]

Don't be modest you've done a great job over the years.

Only you would interpret "lazy, good for nothing, lying, cheating, beaner" as a compliment.

 

[Red Whacker]

Only you would interpret "lazy, good for nothing, lying, cheating, beaner" as a compliment.

Lazy: "Like a cat I only move when it is necessary."

Good for nothing: "Yet it was because of my great idea that you and other whiny tools are able to post dribble after dribble."

Lying: "What you call lying I call omitting."

Cheating: "Well this is obvious"

Beaner: "Quiero mucho Taco Bell!"

 

[The Dork Lord]

This is the thread that keeps on giving!

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

^Did you come up with that all on your own?

Good boy Bitchy! That's a good boy!

I had help from your mom.

She says she's tired of the toilet water drips on the carpet after you take a shit.

 

[Sarek]

^We can only hope no one is ever stupid enough to bankroll you to write for them.

Talk about ending up bankrupt and destitute.