Who killed the London whale?

[CaptainWacky]

The whale from Big Mouth puts his BONER on display.

 

[Cassie]

I don't know what this is about!

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Thames_whale

 

[Cassie]

Had to be Ron Weasley

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It was hypothesized by the British tabloid media that the whale was actually a top secret submarine being tested by the United States in conjunction with the United Kingdom. This scandal was dubbed 'Whalegate'.


fuh? buh? guh?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ron Howard was pissed when the UK Office won Best Comedy at the Golden Globes instead of Arrested Development that year...hmm...

 

[curiousa2z]

I feel like the guy in American Psycho;
when I finally confess, no one believes me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I KNEW IT WAS HENOCH ALL ALONG

 

[CaptainWacky]

I see that whale's turned up again...

 

[headvoid]

THIS TIME ITS PERSONAL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shithouse!

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I did.

Not only that, I had the fucker stuffed, mounted in my game room and framed Mentalist with this photo, which is making the rounds at Interpol as we speak:

 

[Cassie]

You can be tracked down by your thumb! Interpol has thumb recognition software!

 

[CaptainWacky]

OR HENOCH