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Who played the Russian guy in Armageddon?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Probably the greatest actor of his or any generation.
 
This is how we fix spaceship in RUSSIA!
 
In Russia, SPACESHIP FIXES YOU!!
 
I always think of him in Fargo.
 
WAs he the guy that put Steve Busciemi through the wood-chipper?
 
YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG, STEVE BUSCIEMEME PUTS THE POPE IN THE CHIPPER FIRST, THEN GHANDI, THEN MOTHER TERESA, THEN BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT, THEN THE RUSSION GUY FROM ARMAGEDDOONN.
 
Peter Stormare fucking rocks. He plays John Abruzzi in Prison Break, one of my favourite characters from that show. And yes, he played Slippery Pete as well.
 
Wasn't he the surgeon in Minority Report??

He also does car commercials.
 
CaptainWacky said:
WAs he the guy that put Steve Busciemi through the wood-chipper?
Affirmative.

"Unguent. I need unguent..."
 
I think he was also in another film with Bruce Willis, where that kid could do codes.
 
Peter Stormare ROCKS. He's even funny in the stupid VW Commercials. He kicks ass as "Italian" mobster John Abruzzi. It's pretty funny hearing a Danish guy do an Italian-American accent.
 
I BET WHEN HE SAW STEVE BUSCIEMI ON THE SET OF ARMAGEDDON HE SAID "HEY, I DIDN'T I PUT YOU THROUGH A WOOD CHIPPPER...ONLY JOKING!" AND THEY EMBRACED WARMLY.
 
I hear he's gay for Eva Mendes. But then, aren't we all!
 
I'm not.
 
You’re not gay for her?? I AM!
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Being "gay for her" implies that I'm a girl: I'm not.
 
That could have been said by Dr Dave.

Not that I know him very well
 
And you never will.
 
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