Who should be the next Prime Minister?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NAZI WHALE CORNEA -- THREAD KILLED LOL

 

[Volpone]

NAZI WHALE CORNEA -- THREAD KILLED LOL

Thanks for explaining. At first I thought it was one of Eva Braun's breast implants.

 

[Volpone]

If the problem is "the world isn't a nuclear wasteland" then yeah, they'll fix that.

Given the progress Iran and n Korea have made on nukes during Obama and Cameron's watch, I'd say they really can't do any worse.

 

[The Question]

This thread CANNOT die!

Call it...

THREADPOOL!

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Gove is the Cersei right

 

[CaptainWacky]

He did a naked shame walk through the city, yes.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Cersei may have lost all her children, but she still knows more about looking after kids than Gove does.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can't Helen Mirren say "I want to be PM!" and then she's PM?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

First I was disappointed with Cameron quitting. Now I want Theresa May to be PM. Gotta be something in the water.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But she's not a mother! How can she run the country if she can't run her own womb?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Evil henchmen?

 

[CaptainWacky]

How about this "Andy Murray" guy? He seems to be popular right now (but not a mother.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think he ruled himself out pretty decisively in the interview with Sue Barker (but he did get Cameron booed while he was standing next to his mother - well done!).

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

do doooooo do do do

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But she's not a mother! How can she run the country if she can't run her own womb?

She successfully defended its borders from immigrants and invaders.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember that Brexit thing? That was weird.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah I'm glad that's all over now.

 

[Dr Dave]

I could be your PM. Now sure I'm not a UK citizen, but does that really matter?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Will people have to fill out a form to cross the Chunnel now?

(I used to think it was a tunnel for cars lol)

 

[CaptainWacky]

People will have to fill out a form to talk to someone from France on Skype!