Who should buy The Legendary Troll Kingdom?

[Donovan]

Well I was very recently diagnosed as Autistic by some guy on the internet so it's possible I missed the humor. Actually the same dude was bragging about how good he is at trying to hit things and people with his penis, and I thought that was a funny thing to be proud of, so maybe I'm not autistic after all.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

It appears as if two male specimens have begun an intense dominance ritual. It was initiated when a threat against another male was contested. Standard practices of the ritual have already been fulfilled, including transference, reference to phallic imagery, derogatory insults, accessory backup, and dismissal through perceived status or rank. Let us sit quietly in anticipation of further stratagem from participating parties...

opcorn:

 

[Donovan]

When he bangs his penis against random objects does it look as hilarious as it sounds? Or is it more just annoying, like slapping the remote with his dick while you try to watch DeGrassi Jr High reruns?
(Whap) "I'm just trying to change channel honey, hang on a sec!"
(Whap) "dammit, that was the volume."
(Whap) "Fuck, I hit the mute, I'll never be able to do that twice."
(Whap(whap) (whap) "Got it!"
(Whap) FUCK I hit the PPV button, I think I just ordered some porn. Bad penis. BAD!"
(Whap) "Oh no, I'm stuck on the settings menu and it takes like give hits to clear it out. And my peepee HUETS!"

 

[Donovan]

When he bangs his penis against random objects does it look as hilarious as it sounds? Or is it more just annoying, like slapping the remote with his dick while you try to watch DeGrassi Jr High reruns?
(Whap) "I'm just trying to change channel honey, hang on a sec!"
(Whap) "dammit, that was the volume."
(Whap) "Fuck, I hit the mute, I'll never be able to do that twice."
(Whap(whap) (whap) "Got it!"
(Whap) FUCK I hit the PPV button, I think I just ordered some porn. Bad penis. BAD!"
(Whap) "Oh no, I'm stuck on the settings menu and it takes like give hits to clear it out. And my peepee HUETS!"

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

It appears one of the specimens has noticed my presence. Perhaps interaction should be attempted.

It's more of a resounding thud. He'd probably break the remote if attempting such things during our highbrow documentary viewings. Then again, it's usually being stimulated in various erotic ways when we're together, so there's not a lot of superfluous wieldage of the penis besides using it for it's intended purpose.

 

[Donovan]

He already told me about stimulating it in various erotic ways. He rubs it on poor people he meets on the internet. Each to his own I guess but you might want to find out where the clinic is in your town, forum peasants carry plague and your boyfriend likes to put his dick on them.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

The specimen seems unfamiliar with the practice of sarcasm and wry humor used tactically by the other member of this dominance ritual. He has reverted back to transference as well as inferring that his opponent is diseased in some way. In an interesting turn of events, this specimen has been distracted by his opponent's mate.

Experience suggests that he thoroughly enjoys gracing me audience with his phallus. All test results have come back negative - I'm sure he practices safe dick smacking, especially with the online characters he interacts with.

 

[Sarek]

It's like watching a National Geographic special on the mating habits of the New Guinea aboriginal tard midgets.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

A newcomer has arrived. Sadly he is unaware that he is looking in a mirror. This is truly fascinating.

 

[FBI parte due]

I don't think you really understand the posting dynamics going on in this thread. I'm going to have to have you demoted from Forums Yeoman to Forums Burgher, sorry.

 

[Sarek]

A newcomer has arrived. Sadly he is unaware that he is looking in a mirror. This is truly fascinating.

Impossible.

Mirrors shatter upon my arrival.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

:alol:

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

I don't think you really understand the posting dynamics going on in this thread. I'm going to have to have you demoted from Forums Yeoman to Forums Burgher, sorry.

At least you apologized.

 

[Sarek]

The beginning of eternity, the end of time and the beginning of every ending....

 

[Donovan]

I think we've drifted from the original troubling topic, which is GTC's predisposition for chubbyrubbing against the homeless, developmentally disabled, and other disadvantaged persons. I find this disturbing and more than a little nauseating.

I wonder if that's how he met kaonashi, and if so, which one is she?

 

[Aquehonga]

"Take a break guys. CHILL. Chow down on a bunch of THESE! Wash'm down with some vodka spiked Natty Daddys:techman:"

 

[eloisel]

I vote for Bad Dog. It won't be safe to post in a thread here without wearing chastity belts and knee high boots though.

 

[Sarek]

Especially if you're family.....

 

[Aquehonga]

"Mike's right! Take a break'n'chow down on some BACON too. Drink a cooler of ice cold Colt 45s with it."

 

[Sarek]

You need some serious help.