Who should replace Carol Vorderman on Countdown?

[CaptainWacky]

VOTE

 

[The Tomtrek]

MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That's a toughy. I would've suggested the Chuckles (the "to me, to you" thing with the letters could keep an aged audience amused for hours, I'm sure), but from the list the clear winners have got to be Helen Daniels and EJO.

I'm gonna go for EJO. It's not like he's in BSG anymore.

 

[whisky]

I wanted to go with Grand Moff Tarkin, but the option wasnt there, so went with Kryton

 

[Gagh]

Not Edward James Olmos, but a bowl of Oatmeal fashioned to look like him!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It would be funny if Olmos refused to lift the letters and just stood there staring at the audience for 45 minutes.

 

[Gagh]

Who should replace Des O'Connor, as he's leaving as well?

I say The Ultimate Warrior.

 

[whisky]

Jimmy Saville

 

[CaptainWacky]

Des Lynam, Des O'Connor...Kevin "Deisel" Nash.

 

[Gagh]

MORBO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

MONGO.

 

[whisky]

a tub of lard

 

[CaptainWacky]

Big Show.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Anyone seen Des Lynam on Mastermind Sport (or Sport Mastermind)? It's CAR CRASH television! He's so bad it's funny... rushing through the lines, showing no interest in the contestants, the process of the game... just AWFUL.

If he was this bad on Countdown, then I'm not surprised he had to leave.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Carold kept grinding up against him on Countdown but he'd never get a hard on.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE NEW GIRL SUCKS. BRING BACK CAROL. THIS HAS RUINED MY CHRISTMAS.

 

[WillsZenith]

mylenne klass cos she's on every fucking thing...

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's slipping. I haven't seen her for ages.

 

[Conchaga]

I picked EJO, if you'd care to know.

OMG THAT RHYMES!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Did I say MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG?