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Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?

Eggs Mayonnaise said:
David Archuleta on American Idol? The formerly virginal Jonas Brothers?

They all need to be drafted into the Israeli Army for a couple of years.
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Yeah, the Jonas Brothers. So, what're they doing lately? I mean, after they crashed the Super Bowl, and then appeared 23758957891023480123958 times on the Disney Channel. Does MTV still do TRL? I'm sure they were on that a few times.

I'm sure we can expect the same shit from Beeber. He'll get a few gigs doing small parts on a Disney show/movie, show up on some pop tv shows for about a year, finally, after a few appearances on some larger, more famous/talented musicians' videos, he'll just fade away.

Also, when he starts shaving and his balls drop, he'll lose about 75% of his tweeny lovers.
 
He's a cutie pie and has a very sweet voice.
If I were 12, I'd pin pictures of him on my wall and closet door and dream about meeting him someday and he'd just fall in love with me and we'd get married and have children and live in a big house with a white picket fence with cats and dogs in the yard. Then, I'd go outside and ride my bike over to my friend's house where we'd watch YouTube on her computer and I'd get jealous because my friend likes Justin too and she is cuter than me and if she is with me when me and Justin meet, he might like her better than me. So, I have to think of a way to make her less cute than me - maybe make her eat a bunch of hamburgers so she'll have zits and get fat. Justin won't like her as much if she is fat and has zits. Eww... gross.. I just love him so much. Justin and Me forever!
 
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That looks more like pepto bismol.
 
It's like he swallowed Lady Gaga whole, but started choking when he got to her hairline.
 
grrrrr
 
It was a bad romance gone horribly wrong.
 
these things happen.
 
This thread has been completely derailed by the Celine Dion video.

The idea that she could do a Jackson tribute for me is a "Monkey tennis" moment.

Someone said "Yeh, that's a great idea!"

Then someone actually planned it into a tour

Then someone made the abhorrent costume.

There were so many stop points of safety valves along the way for someone to say "wait, isn't this a really shit idea?"

She must have surrounded herself with morons, or possibly people who hate her so much they thought it might be amusing.
 
I'm just happy that Monkey Tennis has a wiki page.
 
As it should, along with fish horseshoe.
 
I think we should list all the monkey tennis shows. I'd never heard of that before, I AM EXCITED.
 
I think Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubenk ended up happening for real.
 
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