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Who wants to celebrate Thanksgiving with me?

Loktar.. just steal the liquor and hide it.. then go in the bathroom and drink it all so you'll be drunk. YOU CAN DO IT!
 
Frank! Clayton!!!!!!!
 
Cassie said:
Loktar.. just steal the liquor and hide it.. then go in the bathroom and drink it all so you'll be drunk. YOU CAN DO IT!
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Sounds like a plan. My dad has a bottle of Irish whisky and we also have several minis of vodka, and such. Also my brother has some Disararonno(sp?)
 
Start stealing it now.. just take a little from each bottle and replace it with water. That's what I used to do to my alcoholic ex-stepmother. She eventually caught on when there was more liquor in the bottles than when she had her last drunken binge, but who the fuck cares anywya, you only live once.
 
Fuck, just steal it from the liquro store!
 
Or buy some.. yeah but that'd be too easy.
 
Cassie said:
Start stealing it now.. just take a little from each bottle and replace it with water. That's what I used to do to my alcoholic ex-stepmother. She eventually caught on when there was more liquor in the bottles than when she had her last drunken binge, but who the fuck cares anywya, you only live once.
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I care. I get caught stealing booze. You won't see me online for many many weeks. I got two weeks off when I got pissed and stole the computer's modem and threw it away.
 
Your family did this to you???
 
LOKTAR! You have to live a fucking little, GOSH!

*hint* don't replace the liquor you've just stolen and drank while you are drunk.. you'll only mess it all up.
 
If you really want to get intoxicated, just buy some cheap liquor and drink it in a park somewhere.

It's how I got started AND LOOK WHERE I AM TODAY!
 
Cassie said:
LOKTAR! You have to live a fucking little, GOSH!

*hint* don't replace the liquor you've just stolen and drank while you are drunk.. you'll only mess it all up.
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I can't fucking live! My family has raped my soul! I'm already dead inside.
 
No!

You must learn to live again. GO RAPE AN ELF WITH RUBBER PANTS!
 
Okay.
 
Might as well become a drug addict then. It's fun sometimes.

Seriously though.. do something that you aren't supposed to do, that little warning sensation that says I'M ABOUT TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP COMPLETELY eventually turns into a thrill. Break free Loktar, YOU CAN DO IT!
 
Actually, I wouldn't give into peer pressure, if I were you. FIGHT THE POWER!
 
Don't fall for FBI's reverse peer pressure!

Ok so don't steal liquor from your family, for less than $10 you can get enough whiskey of some sort to get good and toasted. You are old enough to drink, right?
 
Srsly, I'd go out and find some people I trusted to some moderate degree to get toasted and/or baked with, if it were my first time all over again.
 
Cassie said:
Might as well become a drug addict then. It's fun sometimes.

Seriously though.. do something that you aren't supposed to do, that little warning sensation that says I'M ABOUT TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP COMPLETELY eventually turns into a thrill. Break free Loktar, YOU CAN DO IT!
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I'm 33. My life is already fucked up. There is so little time left to waste fucking it up more with drugs, and shit. My childhood , my youth has gone by too fast.

Fuck it all....I need a job so I can break free...
 
WELL THEN STOP MOPING AROUND AND GET ON WITH IT!!!

33? You're a baby. You're six years older than me...come on, you can do it!

GO LOKTAR! GO LOKTAR! GO!
 
I think you should get some acid and party with complete strangers. Go into a biker bar , bring a black chick with you, order a martini or some shit. You'll be a big hit!! (totally j/k)
 
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