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Who was the first woman to ever pout?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I reckon it was JOAN OF ARC.
 
I'm thinkin' its an evolutionary tradition. Why, I'd bet money that the female of the species was a pouter from way back when the first pair of amphibians crawled up out of the ooze and she didn't like the color of the dirt.
 
Fuck/marry/kill: Adam, Eve, The Snake.
 
One of those first proteins that formed in Q's primordial goo must have had boobies.
 
I wonder which woman bit her lip to look sexy first.

I also wonder if she tried biting her top lip first and realised it looked not sexy and more like a tortoise impression.
 
I don't think it was The Queen of England!
 
The Queen only bites poor people's lips.
 
That Queen!
 
THERE HAVE BEEN SEVERAL QUEENS OF ENGLAND GOING BACK THROUGH THE AGES INCLUDING QUENTIN CRISP!
 
Do you think caveman ever tickled each other?
 
I would be intrigued to discover when man first giggled.
 
Pre hysteric man
 
It is a well known fact that first first male giggle was in a musical*


*Not really a known fact, but something I just made up.
 
Did laughter evolve as a way to confuse predators?
 
It worked on Gary Glitter.
 
I think Dr_Dave is on to something, and I think all of these things began with Shirley Temple. She pouted first, and then some guy giggled directly following her pout.
 
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