Who would win in a fight between Sarek and a 5-year old girl?

[OS@M@]

(and I will fight Sarek regardless)

 

[Sarek]

So I'm being stalked on a message board. Can I get an intelligent, entertaining, attractive female stalker? No, it has to be a fake rag head with the IQ of a goldfish. I can't get a break.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

I love you, Sarek.

 

[OS@M@]

No, it has to be a fake rag head with the IQ of a goldfish.

I will fight goldman sachs!

 

[jack]

So I'm being stalked on a message board. Can I get an intelligent, entertaining, attractive female stalker? No, it has to be a fake rag head with the IQ of a goldfish. I can't get a break.

What about Mirah, donut guy?

 

[Sarek]

Yeah, she's the nice type of stalker, chrome dome.

 

[Dual]

You people, oy.

 

[Iyhara]

So I'm being stalked on a message board. Can I get an intelligent, entertaining, attractive female stalker? No, it has to be a fake rag head with the IQ of a goldfish. I can't get a break.

Well, there is an obvious solution, but I'm not feeling that bitchy today.