Who's smarter, Lilac or Jack?

[Lilac]

I call your bluff, fuckface.

There's no way in hell you live there.

You're right. But you wouldn't believe where I'm from.

 

[Cacophony]

You're obviously just a figment of my imagination.

 

[Lilac]

And you're just pixels on my screen.

 

[Lilac]

Funny how that works.

 

[starguard]

BALD HEADED MEN CANNOT BE TRUSTED!!!

 

[Lilac]

Now which head are you talking about? The head that's bald on every man or the one that normally has hair?

 

[Lilac]

I'll let you decide which is which.

 

[Alex Buchet]

I remember you Look, I still have stalkers. They're becoming Dancers, actually.

Looks like Lilac wins.

 

[Elrod]

It was a close race, though.

 

[Lilac]

!

 

[Lilac]

One day, I might have Lilacsniffers. And all they'll be sniffing will be the DDT.

 

[Elrod]

Hold on... apparently this contest ain't over yet!

 

[Dr Dave]

Looks like Lilac wins.

dirt could beat Jack in any contest.

 

[satan mcevil]

They both suck just as many ###### dicks tho.

 

[Dr Dave]

Jack needs things to do is all!

 

[Elrod]

They both suck just as many ###### dicks tho.

 

[Lilac]

They both suck just as many ###### dicks tho.

Just because you're jealous that you've never been laid by a nice gal...

 

[Gagh]

Both/

 

[Elrod]

Both/

Both are smarter? I don't think that's possible.

 

[Cacophony]

Wasn't this thread derailed a long time ago?

Damn you for going back on topic!