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why am I me?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I suppose that is one thing about existence that makes me wonder: why am I me and not someone else? If a different sperm had fertilised the same egg would I still be "me"? Would it be "my" consciousness looking through slightly different eyes, or some other consciousness? Are all these consciousnesses just sitting there waiting for the right conditions for their creation to occur? I doubt it, because I wasn't even conscious at first, we I? I gues smy consciousness/sentience just came about because of the condition in my head and my surroundings. So I created myself. and if those situations hadn't been there, I would never have been created? Whtfggh
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It is funny to think that supposedly, every human being was the best sperm out of thousands. You wouldn't think so looking at some people (people with no eyes and stuff).
 
The best sperm at swimming as quickly as possible towards the great gooey white thing might not be the sperm with all the extra code for "eyes" or a "frontal lobe"
 
I wish I was a twin.
 
I wonder if the sperm who lost out had souls?
 
FBI parte due said:
The best sperm at swimming as quickly as possible towards the great gooey white thing might not be the sperm with all the extra code for "eyes" or a "frontal lobe"
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Score one point for genetic engineering, I suppose.
 
It's the sperm who wants it most.
 
OR THE STORK THAT WANTS IT THE LEAST.
 
Or GOD DID IT
 
ther'es no god, ther'es no ntohing but our fucking defective sputtering brains and they could sputter out at any moment
 
Fuddlemiff said:
It is funny to think that supposedly, every human being was the best sperm out of thousands. You wouldn't think so looking at some people (people with no eyes and stuff).
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I suppose in this case "best" is a relative term.

Cassie said:
I wish I was a twin.
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Perhaps you are!
 
If I could be anyone else, I'd be Geordi LaForge to remind me what it's like getting no sex.
 
He's got the holodeck.
 
and those Reading Rainbow kids.
 
And a head band over his eyes!
 
And a stash of BJHjwgjhwjwhDHJH sw bucketmashbodgerbadger ss KHALI KSKSJK! under his bed.
 
And Lou Gossett Jr. back in the slave days.
 
Or his sexually deviant cousin, Lou Gusset Jr.
 
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