Don't have a beer, but a full bottle of Rum that I can hear call my name.
Homo Erectus
Registered User
no word on the vibrator.
Nah, cause I prefer the real thing to something that takes batteries.
The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
Whiskey, whiskey on the shelf,
You were so quiet there all by yourself.
Things were fine till they took you down,
Opened you up and passed you around.
Charles was the first one to pull you down.
Took one drink and he started to act like a clown.
Passed you to Hazel, Jane and Jack.
Penelope got you and passed you right back.
The door bell rang, what did you see?
In walked Harry, Fred and Marie.
They hit you high and hit you low,
They hit you fast and they hit you slow.
Whiskey, whiskey on the shelf,
You were so quiet there all by yourself.
Things were fine till they took you down,
Opened you up and passed you around.
Well, they killed you dead, and they wanted another.
They reached up on the shelf to grab your brother.
It's a shame the way they did you in,
Then they reached back up and grabbed your brother Gin.
Grandfather Wine was nearly tremblin' with fright.
Wondering if the party would last all night.
Grandfather Wine knew without a doubt
He was next in line if the juice ran out.
Whiskey, whiskey on the shelf,
You were so quiet there all by yourself.
Things were fine till they took you down,
Opened you up and passed you around.
Look at everybody. They got real tight.
Now they all want to start a fight.
John never did nothing wrong in his life.
But now he's up in a corner with a policeman's wife.
Frank's so drunk he can hardly see,
Trying to make love to Penelope.
Penelope took a bottle and knocked him in the jaw.
And that's when the neighbors called the law.
Whiskey, whiskey on the shelf,
You were so quiet there all by yourself.
Things were fine till they took you down,
Opened you up and passed you around.
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You were so quiet there all by yourself.
Things were fine till they took you down,
Opened you up and passed you around.
Charles was the first one to pull you down.
Took one drink and he started to act like a clown.
Passed you to Hazel, Jane and Jack.
Penelope got you and passed you right back.
The door bell rang, what did you see?
In walked Harry, Fred and Marie.
They hit you high and hit you low,
They hit you fast and they hit you slow.
Whiskey, whiskey on the shelf,
You were so quiet there all by yourself.
Things were fine till they took you down,
Opened you up and passed you around.
Well, they killed you dead, and they wanted another.
They reached up on the shelf to grab your brother.
It's a shame the way they did you in,
Then they reached back up and grabbed your brother Gin.
Grandfather Wine was nearly tremblin' with fright.
Wondering if the party would last all night.
Grandfather Wine knew without a doubt
He was next in line if the juice ran out.
Whiskey, whiskey on the shelf,
You were so quiet there all by yourself.
Things were fine till they took you down,
Opened you up and passed you around.
Look at everybody. They got real tight.
Now they all want to start a fight.
John never did nothing wrong in his life.
But now he's up in a corner with a policeman's wife.
Frank's so drunk he can hardly see,
Trying to make love to Penelope.
Penelope took a bottle and knocked him in the jaw.
And that's when the neighbors called the law.
Whiskey, whiskey on the shelf,
You were so quiet there all by yourself.
Things were fine till they took you down,
Opened you up and passed you around.
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jack
The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink
I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink
I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink
No,no,no.
I'm so tired I don't know what to do
I'm so tired my mind is set on you
I wonder should I call you but I know what you would do
You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke, it's doing me harm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's three weeks, I'm going insane
You know I'd give you everything I've got
for a little peace of mind
I'm so tired, I'm feeling so upset
Although I'm so tired I'll have another cigarette
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh
He was such a stupid get.
You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke, it's doing me harm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's three weeks, I'm going insane
You know I'd give you everything I've got
for a little peace of mind
I'd give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind
I'd give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind
I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink
I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink
No,no,no.
I'm so tired I don't know what to do
I'm so tired my mind is set on you
I wonder should I call you but I know what you would do
You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke, it's doing me harm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's three weeks, I'm going insane
You know I'd give you everything I've got
for a little peace of mind
I'm so tired, I'm feeling so upset
Although I'm so tired I'll have another cigarette
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh
He was such a stupid get.
You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke, it's doing me harm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's three weeks, I'm going insane
You know I'd give you everything I've got
for a little peace of mind
I'd give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind
I'd give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind
The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
ooh right, I had totally forgotten about that one 
The good old white album.
The good old white album.
Internet Troll
New Member
have a secret nap without your boss catching you out
have a secret nap without your boss catching you out
I do sometimes when the calls are down. It's this damn shift.
I know a lot of why I can’t sleep is because I got some news on Sunday that I have not been coping with very well.
All I can do is lay in bed and stare at the ceiling. But like everything else that life hands you, this to shall pass.
That and Xanax and rum make you mellow.
All I can do is lay in bed and stare at the ceiling. But like everything else that life hands you, this to shall pass.
That and Xanax and rum make you mellow.
I might try that, thankfully I have my 5 hour energy with me here today.
Not much of a fan of the Mountain Dew, but if it will keep me awake, I might try it.
Love Child
One Love
I hope everything is ok. : (
Picture perfect memories,
Scattered all around the floor.
Reaching for the phone cause, I can't fight it any more.
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind.
For me it happens all the time.
It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.
Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now.
Another shot of whiskey, can't stop looking at the door.
Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before.
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind.
For me it happens all the time.
It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk,
And I need you now.
Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now.
Yes I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all.
It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.
And I said I wouldn't call but I'm a little drunk and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now.
I just need you now.
Oh baby I need you now.
Picture perfect memories,
Scattered all around the floor.
Reaching for the phone cause, I can't fight it any more.
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind.
For me it happens all the time.
It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.
Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now.
Another shot of whiskey, can't stop looking at the door.
Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before.
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind.
For me it happens all the time.
It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk,
And I need you now.
Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now.
Yes I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all.
It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.
And I said I wouldn't call but I'm a little drunk and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now.
I just need you now.
Oh baby I need you now.
The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
when I get drowsy at work, I open the window. At temperatures around the freezing point it's difficult to fall asleep