IT'S TOUGH BEING A MAN, YOU HAVE TO BE MANLY AND TOUGH AND AND NOT CRY THEN YOU HAVE TO SPIT AND SCRATCH YOURSELF IN PLACES WHERE YOUR MOM TOLD YOU NOT TO AND WE HAVE TO GO AROUND FIGURING OUT HOW TO RUN THE WORLD AND SHIT SO WHEN WE GET SICK WE GET TO TAKE A BRIEF BLISSFUL BREAK FROM BEING FUCKING SUPERMAN 24/7 OKAY? NOW WHERE'S MY SOUP, BITCH LOL