Why are people in such a hurry to move on with their lives?

[CaptainWacky]

When the only possible end result is DEATH?

 

[Loktar]

Because most people don't think about death until their dead or dying.

 

[Cassie]

Because you never know what's around the next corner.. could be cookies or Hitler!

 

[Loktar]

Or Hitler cookies.

 

[headvoid]

Because most people have large yawning chasms of nothingness in their lives. Keeping moving means they dont have to look down the holes.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Why are people in such a hurry to move on with their lives?

"Time not important, only life important."

 

[jack]

Or cooking Hitlers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IF YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING, THEN YOU WON't DIE.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes you will

 

[Loktar]

"Time not important, only life important."

Zathras?

 

[Mentalist]

Because most people have large yawning chasms of nothingness in their lives. Keeping moving means they dont have to look down the holes.

The problem with this post is that it isn't actually spam.

 

[Dr Dave]

Spam is fun

 

[Shatter]

The only thing I learnt in my GCSE History class is that Hitler invented a holiday, where everyone ate cakes with his face on.

HITLER CAKES FTW!

 

[Dr Dave]

Were they made of jews?

 

[Shatter]

*Thinks*

Most probably, yes.

 

[Dr Dave]

I dont like eating jews

 

[Cassie]

Not even when they're pickled?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hitler is a national treasue.