Why are sluts so slutty?

[CaptainWacky]

What made them that way?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Desire for fun without the hang-ups.

 

[The Harlot]

Yup, don't want to be in love. How boring for them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

they seem to enjoy it

 

[headvoid]

YAY for sluts

 

[Ishcabittle]

they seem to enjoy it. maybe their soles are heavy.

 

[Suki]

Yup, don't want to be in love. How boring for them.

Coming from a Harlot, thats pretty funny. How would you know, have you personally talked to a slut? Are we talking about male sluts or female sluts? Truth is, they have all the love in the world, too much of it.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Hmm... must be a dual, sluts don't compose good posts like that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Depends how many dicks they've had in them that day.

 

[Ishcabittle]

That's true... we need someone to compose a graph that illustrates the proportion of dicks inside sluts relative the intelligence of said sluts.

Eggs?

 

[CaptainWacky]

D'VON?

 

[Ishcabittle]

OMG that's right! chuggidah-chuggidah-chuggidah-chuggidah-chuggidah-chuggidah-chuggidah.

 

[CaptainWacky]

RAPE-A-DUCK

 

[Ishcabittle]

Kevin Phillips Bong... (slightly silly)... Naught.

 

[Cassie]

How many dicks does it take to make an intelligent post?

 

[Ishcabittle]

YOU SEE? THAT'S WHY WE NEED THE GRAPH!!?!?!

 

[Cassie]

Is more better or worse? Enquiring minds want to know!

 

[CaptainWacky]

ONe (mine)

 

[Cassie]

And your axe!

 

[Ishcabittle]

AS LONG AS THER EIS ON EPENID IN A SLUT, SHE CAN WRITE A SONNET. TWO, A PLAY. THREE, EPIC POEM. FOUR, WORKS ON PAR WITH SHAKE-A-SPEAR. FIVE, TOO MUCH DICK, DEATH ENSUES.