Why are there so few new Natalie Portman photos this year?

[CaptainWacky]

and then when there ARE they're not even in HQ?

http://www.natalieportman.com/npcom.php?page_number=176&parentId=147926

IT'S LIKE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE ON MY TOP TEN

THESE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT

 

[The Tomtrek]

2010 will be the year of Natalie Portman's nipples.

YOU'LL SEE.

YOU'LL SEE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

she's breaking my heart

 

[Gagh]

She's still trying to wash off Banhart.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Boohat?

 

[Gagh]

Devendra Boohat?

SO SAY WE ALL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

i'll always love her

 

[Mentalist]

Natalie is the closest thing to perfection possible. But she has squandered it in recent times by not DOING ANYTHING.

 

[Gagh]

Do you think she just sends Summer Glau hate texts a lot now?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Only because she LOVES HER SO MUCH.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Is this one relatively new?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Old I think, but appreciated!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Yeah I think she's actually like 18 in that photo.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Then let's get rid of the captions, IMHO.

 

[CaptainWacky]

New York, I love You trailer, in which Natalie appears (she also directs a segment.) She's in the trailer like twice for a total of about two seconds. I'LL TAKE ANYTHING I CAN GET.

[YOUTUBE]CrLyAosOJlM[/YOUTUBE]