Why are there three condoms in my purse?

[Tisiphone]

Even I can't answer that one....

 

[jack]

Maybe you were playing the trifecta?

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm going for a triple-double perhaps?

 

[Cassie]

The condom fairy put them there, now you need to make a wish.

 

[Donovan]

In case a spontaneous circus breaks out you can make balloon animals for the kiddies...

 

[WillsZenith]

anal.oral.vaginal.

 

[Tisiphone]

DING DING DING

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Because four is just being greedy.

 

[Dr Dave]

Perhaps you were planning on having sex?

 

[headvoid]

One for sorry
Two for Joy
Three for making sure there wasn't a girl or a boy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Jonas Brothers gangbang?

 

[Ishcabittle]

i'm guessing it's because seph, tomtrek, and wacky PMed their flight numbers and they're due to arrive any minute?!! SEX SEX SEX, etc.

 

[Dr Dave]

MF gang bang!

 

[whisky]

To be sure, be sure, be sure

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why are there three comdoms up my ass!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Jonas Brothers gangbang?

!

Check for a couple of purity rings up there, too.

 

[Tisiphone]

^Ewwwwwwwwwww

I don't find any of them hot at all.

 

[Yub]

Tisi you can do the world a solid. Simply lure them in with your feminine charms and then lock them in your basement.

 

[DarthSikle]

It was a six pack and you used three?

 

[DarthSikle]

were they used?