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why are they still INSISTING on making two Hobbit movies?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
fuck off Peter Jackson you big beard not fat anymore knobhead, you know your King Kong sucked because you tried to make it too epic and shit, fucking STOP and thinking about the FCUKING HOBBIT okay it can fill a three hour movie fine BUT TWO FUCKING MOVIES fuck off fellowship of the ring alone is longer than the Hobbit and that fitted in one movie fine you brick and don't give us any of that "we're filling in the blanks!" shit THE BLANKS DON'T NEED TO BE FILLED YOU TOAST BISCUIT it's all just background stuff not part of the main narrative thrust the necromancer shit only exists so that Gandalf is absent for part of the book and Bilbo and the dwarves have to go it alone IT'S TOO FLIMSY TO BASE A MOVIE ABOUT you tit
 
still like him though
 
it's for the money!
 
Jack Black better not be in it.
 
Tom Cruise to play Beorn (bear form).
 
And he'll undergo surgery to in fact look like him because he thought Robert Downey Jr. did it for Tropic Thunder, and that got him an oscar nomination, whereas he tried to play a German with an eyepatch and all he got was a rash.
 
CANT POOR HARRY POTTER HAVE ONE YEAR WHERE HE ISN'T BEING OVERSHADOWED BY FUCKING HOBBITS JESUS
 
AND HE'LL INSIST ON KATIE HOLMES PLAYING A "LADY BEAR" EVEN THOUGH THERE WASN ON LADY BEAR BUT SHE'LL DROP OUT AND BE REPLACED BY MIMI ROGERS MAKING HER BIG COMEBACK AND IT'LL BE AWKWARD.
 
LADY BUNNY FOR NEW DOCTOR WHO!

 
Is that Lily Savage?
 
No, it's Lady Bunny. A little younger, American, and does drag 100% of the time.
 
COLIN POWELL TO PLAY WIDOW TWANKY IN THE HOBBIT MOVIE?
 
I liked his King Kong movie for the most part, although the other versions certainly have a lot more charm to them.
 
I liked it too, to be honest, but was just stating the general internet belief that it sucked (it was too long and there was NO POINT to the subplot about the young guy on the ship and the older guy he was friends with who just died and the dinosaur stampede.)

Kong skating in Central Park was good.

ANYWAY I'M JUST WORRIED THE HOBBIT MOVIE WILL GET TOO BLOATED AND SHIT
 
I thought the first film was going to be The Hobbit in it's entirety and the second film will be "all the other bits" and maybe we'll get some Radagast AND MAYBE ALATAR AND PALLANDO???
 
Well Christopher Lee won't be in it so I don't really want a wizard movie. HOW ABOUT A MOVIE OF THE ADVENTURES OF TOM BOMBADIL WITH JACK BLACK AS AN OTTER?
 
A life sized otter, or his face imposed on a real otter???
 
BOTH.
 
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