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WHy be healthy?

I'd be shocked if I reached 70. Or at least indifferent to the entire proceedings at that point.
 
When I was 20, I assumed life was over when I reached 40.

Sheeeit, what a st00pid fucker I was. Hadn't shed that inane teenage "omniscience" yet.
 
Cassie said:
Loktar if you don't hurry up, old sex is all your gonna have left.

Dammit I'm only 33. I'm not that old!
 
Time flies when you're not having sex!
 
Cassie said:
Time flies when you're not having sex!

But I am having sex. Hand sex!
 
before you know it your hand will be wrinkled and old
 
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Secret code only Mentys get?
 
Cassie said:
before you know it your hand will be wrinkled and old

It will match its "husband" then.
 
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