Why can't I just start my life over from the beginning and be normal?

[Gagh]

DATA GOT THE VARON-T DISRUPTOR AND AWAS ABOUT TO FIRE IT AT KIVAS FAJO WHEN HE WAS BEAMED BACK TO THE ENTERPRISE AND O'BRIEN SAID "OMG!!!! A WEAPON IS BEING DISCHARGED!!!" AND DATA SAID TOI RIKER WHO'S BEARD GOT REALLY ANGRYT "IT'S (HE USED A CONTRACTION!) RATHER EBARRISSING REALLY. THIS FAJO DUDE, LIKE, HAD ME HOOKED UP BY REMOTE AND HAD REMOTE CONTROL OF MY SOONG-TYPE PENIS, AND IT WAS DRAWING WORDS IN THE AIR WITH A LIGHT PEN HE HAD DUCK-TAPED TO IT. BECAUSE I AM FULLY FUNCTIONAL, YOU BEARDY TWAT, I NATURALLY GOT EXCITED FROMT EH REMOTE CONTROL SOONG-TYPE PENIS WAVING, AND COS I'M MADE OF METAL AND SHIT, THE TRANSPORTER READ IT AS A WEAPON, OK???" THEN GEORDE WHENT TO HOLODECK AND RECREATED THE SCENE WANKING ONTO THE COMM PANEL AS IT HAPPENED BECAUSE HE'S BLACK BLIND AND NEVER GOT ANY REAL PUSSY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, I never got if Data was lying when they asked him about the weapon going off.

 

[Mentalist]

He was.

 

[Loktar]

I sometimes wish I could start over.

Yeah me too. My brother is annoying and my mom has imposed a 3 hour/day curfew on the computer, plus no computer usage after 12:30am. Life sucks.